Re: Good News! Grim Reaper At Work!
Cobra Jet wrote:
> A quick recap: 80-something couple were real
> nice neighbors until they decided to sell their place.
> The real estate agent convinced them that nobody
> would buy their house for their absurd asking price
> because they could see the cars I had in *my* back
> yard. So, the assholes complained to the city and
> I had to move them elsewhere.
Imagine that, a retired couple wanting to get the maximum return on
their investment. I guess "good" neighbors would have taken the
multi-thousand dollar hit they would have suffered from marketing a
house next door to a self-absorbed unemployed alcoholic with 20 broken
down heaps decorating his weed patch.
I know that's what 351CJ, Stu, Jason, Jack, and Pound Pup would have
done, right guys? That's what you'd want for YOUR parents, right guys?
Yeah, right my ass.
> It gets better. Turns out the old man is literally on his
> deathbed, losing the battle with the big C combined
> with heart problems. He is expected to die at any time.
> In addition, his obese wife is having health problems
> and *her* condition is rapidly failing.
> So, my buddy Grim is going to provide me with the last
> laugh. After such long lives, they are going to croak
> being hated by myself and the other neighbors around
> here, and god only knows who else up where they
> are now. What a way to go.
You know, Limp Rick, I always thought the depraved Cobra Jet thing was
more put-on than reality. I guess I was wrong. What a miserable
depraved waste of oxygen you are. Taking pleasure in the suffering of
a cancer victim. Do you have any idea of the agony of a lingering and
certain death, to the victim and the family too? And his crime -- that
he had the nerve to expect you to abide by the law and because he dared
to refuse to take a hit to his pocketbook because of your indolence and
waste. I mean, two or three or even four old heaps in a residential
neighborhood, OK, you have property rights, the right to be left alone
so long as you don't intrude on the rights of others, etc., etc., but
C'mon all you ass-kissing Thundersnakes, tell me with a straight face
that any one of you would put up with such a degenerate rag-picking
loser as Limp Rick for a next-door neighbor.
Then you all celebrate the ill health of the wife, too, and
congratulate Limp Rick on his good luck. What a sick bunch of creeps.
I just can't believe it. I've spent four years going back and forth
with you guys, and I had no idea what a bunch of lowlifes you all are.
I guess that's what it takes to keep sucking on Limp Rick's limp dick
year after year. I'm still shocked. But I'm glad I happened on this
thread and got educated.
> The moral here: live and let live.
Oh yeah, like you do, right Limp Rick? Like you do.