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Old 12-21-2005, 20:01   #1 (permalink)
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I AM WORTHY!!!

TWENTY-ONE DECEMBER

This is the night my wife and I exchange xmas gifts. Eight years ago, I
asked this very cute, very smart, and very funny chick with legs up to
her neck named Heather to marry me. Early in the morning, I presented
her with a confusing box that contained a diamond ring in the bottom of
it. And quite unbelievably, she's still here!

So today, I've come to learn that the big, ponderous box in the corner
contained...

SIX 22-oz. bottles of Arrogant Bastard Ale
TWO Arrogant Bastard Ale pint glasses, and
ONE Arrogant Bastard Ale t-shirt

Stone Brewery even put a mini candy cane in the box!

As I write this, I have so far savoured 1 1/2 bottles of this very
bitter, dark, and very damned good (and very strong - 7.2%) ale, using
the glass that says, "Fizzy yellow beer is for wussies".

I am also proudly wearing the black t-shirt that proclaims on the front:
"I am an arrogant bastard". On the back is a larger logo, complete with
the "You're Not Worthy" slogan, mirroring the bottle labels.

Want pics? I've uploaded a couple to the website for your collective
mirth. It's no male model head shot, but like I ****ing care. I even
de-cloaked myself, and included one of my self-taken mug. Yeah, I look
blotchy and tired, but WTF do you want, COSMO? I took the damned thing
in bad light, by myself.

And what, pray tell, is that lumpy thing covered with cloth the empty
bottle is perched on? That's the tank my silly old python lives in.
The hatching snake I've so carefully raised is now 12 years old, and
King Louie (python regius, aka "ball python") is unofficially dubbed TS
#65 1/2. The serpentine bastard has bitten me once, but it was my fault.

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http://tinyurl.com/9afsv

I don't know if he counts, but I will leave it up to the committee for
the say-so. I think it would be cool if an actual, fat-ass, rat-eating
5-foot python gets a number (of sorts) under these auspices.

What a fantastic chick I've married, who entertains such silly wonts,
and goes to such trouble to do it. I shudder to think of what this all
cost, but I DON'T CARE because I'm getting ****ing BIT on this fantastic
concoction tonight, and she is cheering me on all the while.

And, yes, I insisted that she taste the biting nectar that ABA is, and
she actually, literally GAGGED on it, washing it down with Bud Light!
She said, "God... ACK... well then, I AM a wussy... koff".

I AM WORTHY

I AM WOUND UP

GLORY IS MINE TONIGHT

Re-claiming my TRUE NAME....

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Old 12-21-2005, 21:01   #2 (permalink)
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Wound Up <none@your.disposal> wrote in news:43AA11BE.508@your.disposal:

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Ahhhhh tiz good that the male regain his righfull throne, doth all the
Kingdom bow to his lordship for he has demanded the crown, and rightfully
so the pesants proclam, he IS worthy!!!!!!!!!!! KB

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Old 12-21-2005, 21:01   #3 (permalink)
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I think the ABA mascot on the bottle label looks alot like ol'
ThunderSnake #1 - CJ......

Has anybody else met CobraJet that concurs?

-Mike.

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Old 12-21-2005, 22:01   #4 (permalink)
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Kevin Bottorff wrote:
> Wound Up <none@your.disposal> wrote in news:43AA11BE.508@your.disposal:
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> Ahhhhh tiz good that the male regain his righfull throne, doth all the
> Kingdom bow to his lordship for he has demanded the crown, and rightfully
> so the pesants proclam, he IS worthy!!!!!!!!!!! KB
>


Aye, sir, tiz thusly fine and good! Tis good that the Man of the House
verily and righteously proclaime his Lord-shippe uponne the Realme, and
thusly be recognized as the rightfulle rulear of hiszt Realme whilst
imbibing a tankard of fine Ale! Aye... ahhhhh... WENCH, where be me
SEARED SHANKS?

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Old 12-21-2005, 22:01   #5 (permalink)
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keller428@hotmail.com wrote:
> I think the ABA mascot on the bottle label looks alot like ol'
> ThunderSnake #1 - CJ......
>
> Has anybody else met CobraJet that concurs?


I've never met him personally, but I've spoken at fair length with the
razor-tongued bastard, and my mental picture is really not that far off
from the pic. I just wonder if a bottle of JD is more appropriate for
him to be gripping

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Old 12-21-2005, 22:01   #6 (permalink)
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"Wound Up" <none@your.disposal> wrote
> Aye... ahhhhh... WENCH, where be me SEARED SHANKS?


Yea, though she hopefully doth play the Wurlitzer like yon flute. Tis the
night to regale with much "music" and imbibing.

Sorry had to say something a "bit" off color (just got off the phone with my
S.O.)
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Old 12-21-2005, 23:01   #7 (permalink)
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"Wound Up" <none@your.disposal> wrote in message
news:43AA2D7C.6040309@your.disposal...
> keller428@hotmail.com wrote:
> > I think the ABA mascot on the bottle label looks alot like ol'
> > ThunderSnake #1 - CJ......
> >
> > Has anybody else met CobraJet that concurs?

>
> I've never met him personally, but I've spoken at fair length with the
> razor-tongued bastard, and my mental picture is really not that far off
> from the pic. I just wonder if a bottle of JD is more appropriate for
> him to be gripping
>
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I've met CJ and I concur, also about the YJ.

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Old 12-21-2005, 23:01   #8 (permalink)
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"Wound Up" <none@your.disposal> wrote in message
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> Kevin Bottorff wrote:
> > Wound Up <none@your.disposal> wrote in news:43AA11BE.508@your.disposal:
> >
> >
> >>

> >
> > Ahhhhh tiz good that the male regain his righfull throne, doth all the
> > Kingdom bow to his lordship for he has demanded the crown, and

rightfully
> > so the pesants proclam, he IS worthy!!!!!!!!!!! KB
> >

>
> Aye, sir, tiz thusly fine and good! Tis good that the Man of the House
> verily and righteously proclaime his Lord-shippe uponne the Realme, and
> thusly be recognized as the rightfulle rulear of hiszt Realme whilst
> imbibing a tankard of fine Ale! Aye... ahhhhh... WENCH, where be me
> SEARED SHANKS?
>
> --
> Wound Up
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Mind who you be calling a wench, or I may have to take the rusty camshaft to
your royal head!

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Old 12-21-2005, 23:01   #9 (permalink)
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66 6F HCS wrote:
> "Wound Up" <none@your.disposal> wrote
>
>>Aye... ahhhhh... WENCH, where be me SEARED SHANKS?

>
>
> Yea, though she hopefully doth play the Wurlitzer like yon flute. Tis the
> night to regale with much "music" and imbibing.
>


VERILY SIR!!!

> Sorry had to say something a "bit" off color (just got off the phone with my
> S.O.)


Think nothing of it. This is a freaking BB classic Ford club, dig?
Bawdy is allowed.

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Old 12-21-2005, 23:01   #10 (permalink)
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Laurie S. wrote:
> "Wound Up" <none@your.disposal> wrote in message
> news:43AA2D7C.6040309@your.disposal...
>
>>keller428@hotmail.com wrote:
>>
>>> I think the ABA mascot on the bottle label looks alot like ol'
>>>ThunderSnake #1 - CJ......
>>>
>>> Has anybody else met CobraJet that concurs?

>>
>>I've never met him personally, but I've spoken at fair length with the
>>razor-tongued bastard, and my mental picture is really not that far off
>>from the pic. I just wonder if a bottle of JD is more appropriate for
>>him to be gripping
>>
>>--
>>Wound Up
>>ThunderSnake #65
>>
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>>

>
>
> I've met CJ and I concur, also about the YJ.
>


Qu'est-ce que c'est, YJ? Tu voudriez dire "JD"?

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> Laurie S.
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