STUK

Adapted from the HAMB ( which borrowed it from somewhere else)





'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the garage, There wasn't a
trace of a Chev or a Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit, So I figured I'd mess
with the Rod for a bit.
I grabbed a cold beer and stared and stood, When a deep voice behind me said
"Looks pretty good!"

Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick, And there, by the
workbench, stood good ol' Saint Nick!
We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say, Then he said "don't suppose
that you'd trade for my sleigh?
I said "no way, Santa" and started to grin, "But if you've got the time we
could go for a spin!"

His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow, Turned into a smile and he
said "Hey! Ya, let's go!!"
So as not to disturb all the neighbours' retreat, We pushed the deuce
quietly into the street.
Then, taking our places to drift down the hill, I turned on the key and I
let the clutch spill.

The sound that erupted took him by surprise, But he liked it a lot, by the
look in his eyes.
With Hoosier`s a' crying and lake pipes aglow, We headed on out where the
Hotrods go.
And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears, With every shift up as I
went through the gears.

Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!" So I backed off the
gas and said "You wanna drive?"
Ol' Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys, When he walked past the
headlights he shook at the knees!
Then the FE exploded with pure exhaust sound! Santa let out the clutch and
the tires shook the ground!

Power shift into second, again into third! I sat there just watching at loss
for a word.
Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight, "Merry Christmas to all,
it's a hell of a night!!!"





Enjoy the holiday and I hope the the fatman brings you lots of goodies.



Stuart K and co.



ThunderSnake #11

mrbill,_55

STUK wrote:

> Adapted from the HAMB ( which borrowed it from somewhere else)
>
>
>
>
>
> 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the garage, There wasn't a
> trace of a Chev or a Dodge.
> The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit, So I figured I'd mess
> with the Rod for a bit.
> I grabbed a cold beer and stared and stood, When a deep voice behind me said
> "Looks pretty good!"
>
> Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick, And there, by the
> workbench, stood good ol' Saint Nick!
> We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say, Then he said "don't suppose
> that you'd trade for my sleigh?
> I said "no way, Santa" and started to grin, "But if you've got the time we
> could go for a spin!"
>
> His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow, Turned into a smile and he
> said "Hey! Ya, let's go!!"
> So as not to disturb all the neighbours' retreat, We pushed the deuce
> quietly into the street.
> Then, taking our places to drift down the hill, I turned on the key and I
> let the clutch spill.
>
> The sound that erupted took him by surprise, But he liked it a lot, by the
> look in his eyes.
> With Hoosier`s a' crying and lake pipes aglow, We headed on out where the
> Hotrods go.
> And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears, With every shift up as I
> went through the gears.
>
> Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!" So I backed off the
> gas and said "You wanna drive?"
> Ol' Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys, When he walked past the
> headlights he shook at the knees!
> Then the FE exploded with pure exhaust sound! Santa let out the clutch and
> the tires shook the ground!
>
> Power shift into second, again into third! I sat there just watching at loss
> for a word.
> Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight, "Merry Christmas to all,
> it's a hell of a night!!!"
>
>
>
>
>
> Enjoy the holiday and I hope the the fatman brings you lots of goodies.
>
>
>
> Stuart K and co.
>
>
>
> ThunderSnake #11
>
>
Saw that on CHR as well.

TS#15