> In article <u_L6e.18616$B12.18530@trnddc09>, 351CJ <351CJ@msn.com>
>>>Paul Smith is a high-profile inductee into the school of minivan drag
>>>racing. He picked up his van in 1999 for the princely sum of $800 and it
>>>is now the quickest and fastest four cylinder minivan in the country
>>>(12.65 seconds at 105.44 MPH)!
>>Posted this here erroneously...
> SMACK SMACK SMACK goes the rusty camshaft for posting this here.
> SMACK SMACK SMACK on the other side of your head for getting jazzed
> over *any* minivan in whatever lame group you were in.
I'm not Jazzed, just busting a friends balls...
That was supposed to be a private email (DAMN this friggin Mozilla
Thunderbird) to a friend.
I'm a life long through and through Ford Nut. But I'm not so myopic as
to believe nothing could ever beat any Ford... I get so tired of this
friends rhetoric about his ride, he is unrealistically over the top and
believes nothing can give his second string 5.0 stang a run for it's
The non Ford Mini van was the perfect illustration of his under
performing ride. Kinda like the time I convinced a childhood
bodybuilding friend that his head was too small... Well not quite as
cruel, at least this friend can do something about his Mustang. :-)