351CJ

Paul Smith is a high-profile inductee into the school of minivan drag
racing. He picked up his van in 1999 for the princely sum of $800 and it
is now the quickest and fastest four cylinder minivan in the country
(12.65 seconds at 105.44 MPH)!

http://www.turbovan.net/van.html

351CJ

351CJ wrote:
> Paul Smith is a high-profile inductee into the school of minivan drag
> racing. He picked up his van in 1999 for the princely sum of $800 and it
> is now the quickest and fastest four cylinder minivan in the country
> (12.65 seconds at 105.44 MPH)!
>
> http://www.turbovan.net/van.html

Posted this here erroneously...

Sorry...

Big Al

"351CJ" <351CJ@msn.com> wrote in message
news:u_L6e.18616$B12.18530@trnddc09...
> 351CJ wrote:
>> Paul Smith is a high-profile inductee into the school of minivan drag
>> racing. He picked up his van in 1999 for the princely sum of $800 and it
>> is now the quickest and fastest four cylinder minivan in the country
>> (12.65 seconds at 105.44 MPH)!
>>
>> http://www.turbovan.net/van.html
>
> Posted this here erroneously...
>
> Sorry...

There are a lot of 10 second mini-vans.

Al # 35

CobraJet

In article <u_L6e.18616$B12.18530@trnddc09>, 351CJ <351CJ@msn.com>
wrote:

> 351CJ wrote:
> > Paul Smith is a high-profile inductee into the school of minivan drag
> > racing. He picked up his van in 1999 for the princely sum of $800 and it
> > is now the quickest and fastest four cylinder minivan in the country
> > (12.65 seconds at 105.44 MPH)!
> >
> > http://www.turbovan.net/van.html
>
> Posted this here erroneously...

SMACK SMACK SMACK goes the rusty camshaft for posting this here.

>
> Sorry...

SMACK SMACK SMACK on the other side of your head for getting jazzed
over *any* minivan in whatever lame group you were in.

CobraJet

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CobraJet

In article <KNQ6e.4$vj4.329@news.uswest.net>, Big Al
<nospamsal1@qwest.net> wrote:

> "351CJ" <351CJ@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:u_L6e.18616$B12.18530@trnddc09...
> > 351CJ wrote:
> >> Paul Smith is a high-profile inductee into the school of minivan drag
> >> racing. He picked up his van in 1999 for the princely sum of $800 and it
> >> is now the quickest and fastest four cylinder minivan in the country
> >> (12.65 seconds at 105.44 MPH)!
> >>
> >> http://www.turbovan.net/van.html
> >
> > Posted this here erroneously...
> >
> > Sorry...
>
> There are a lot of 10 second mini-vans.
>
> Al # 35
>
>

Don't encourage him. Minivans are the spawn of soccer moms mating
with the Devil known as Lee Iacocca.

CobraJet

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351CJ

CobraJet wrote:
> In article <u_L6e.18616$B12.18530@trnddc09>, 351CJ <351CJ@msn.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>>351CJ wrote:
>>
>>>Paul Smith is a high-profile inductee into the school of minivan drag
>>>racing. He picked up his van in 1999 for the princely sum of $800 and it
>>>is now the quickest and fastest four cylinder minivan in the country
>>>(12.65 seconds at 105.44 MPH)!
>>>
>>>http://www.turbovan.net/van.html
>>
>>Posted this here erroneously...
>
>
> SMACK SMACK SMACK goes the rusty camshaft for posting this here.
>
>
>>Sorry...
>
>
> SMACK SMACK SMACK on the other side of your head for getting jazzed
> over *any* minivan in whatever lame group you were in.
>
> CobraJet
>



I'm not Jazzed, just busting a friends balls...

That was supposed to be a private email (DAMN this friggin Mozilla
Thunderbird) to a friend.

I'm a life long through and through Ford Nut. But I'm not so myopic as
to believe nothing could ever beat any Ford... I get so tired of this
friends rhetoric about his ride, he is unrealistically over the top and
believes nothing can give his second string 5.0 stang a run for it's
money...

The non Ford Mini van was the perfect illustration of his under
performing ride. Kinda like the time I convinced a childhood
bodybuilding friend that his head was too small... Well not quite as
cruel, at least this friend can do something about his Mustang. :-)

CobraJet

In article <s9W6e.14176$ox3.3013@trnddc03>, 351CJ <351CJ@msn.com> wrote:

> CobraJet wrote:
> > In article <u_L6e.18616$B12.18530@trnddc09>, 351CJ <351CJ@msn.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> >
> >>351CJ wrote:
> >>
> >>>Paul Smith is a high-profile inductee into the school of minivan drag
> >>>racing. He picked up his van in 1999 for the princely sum of $800 and it
> >>>is now the quickest and fastest four cylinder minivan in the country
> >>>(12.65 seconds at 105.44 MPH)!
> >>>
> >>>http://www.turbovan.net/van.html
> >>
> >>Posted this here erroneously...
> >
> >
> > SMACK SMACK SMACK goes the rusty camshaft for posting this here.
> >
> >
> >>Sorry...
> >
> >
> > SMACK SMACK SMACK on the other side of your head for getting jazzed
> > over *any* minivan in whatever lame group you were in.
> >
> > CobraJet
> >
>
>
>
> I'm not Jazzed, just busting a friends balls...
>
> That was supposed to be a private email (DAMN this friggin Mozilla
> Thunderbird) to a friend.
>
> I'm a life long through and through Ford Nut. But I'm not so myopic as
> to believe nothing could ever beat any Ford... I get so tired of this
> friends rhetoric about his ride, he is unrealistically over the top and
> believes nothing can give his second string 5.0 stang a run for it's
> money...
>
> The non Ford Mini van was the perfect illustration of his under
> performing ride. Kinda like the time I convinced a childhood
> bodybuilding friend that his head was too small... Well not quite as
> cruel, at least this friend can do something about his Mustang. :-)

It seems just about anything can be hopped up these days. But if you
really want to screw with him, tell him to read the 385 forum at
Network54.

>
>
>
>
>
>
>

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geewhiz

351CJ wrote:
>
> Paul Smith is a high-profile inductee into the school of minivan drag
> racing. He picked up his van in 1999 for the princely sum of $800 and it
> is now the quickest and fastest four cylinder minivan in the country
> (12.65 seconds at 105.44 MPH)!
>
> http://www.turbovan.net/van.html

This dude gets my award for originality, for sure! He's running quicker
than my 400+ hp 66 Fairlane (12.74@110) ever did...

I am very much impressed.

Gerard
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