Now that the holidays are over, we can return to pondering that huge
question that burns at the forefront of every American's mind. It's
inescapable. It's mystical in its possibilities and limitless in its
scope. I know it. You know it. So let's get it out in the open.
Are Towel Heads better drivers than we are?
Hmm. Well, they're certainly crazier than we are, and that helps. I
mean, look at the Aussies. They're all nuts. Look at the driver action
in all of the Mad Max flicks and you know what I mean. And, riding
around on a camel all days is guaranteed to give you brass balls. Oh,
let's not mention the fact that umpteen rewards await them in heaven
when they actually die. If I knew I'd get 75 virgins in the afterlife
I'd be dead before I finished typing this <thunk>
Anyway, the answer is upon us, and it has changed my life in a huge
way. Obviously, we here in this country are all wussies what with our
quarter miles and road courses and shit. I feel that it is time for me
pack my stuff and go where the action is. I'm sure you will follow me
there after viewing this.
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