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Now that the holidays are over, we can return to pondering that huge
question that burns at the forefront of every American's mind. It's
inescapable. It's mystical in its possibilities and limitless in its
scope. I know it. You know it. So let's get it out in the open.
Are Towel Heads better drivers than we are?
Hmm. Well, they're certainly crazier than we are, and that helps. I
mean, look at the Aussies. They're all nuts. Look at the driver action
in all of the Mad Max flicks and you know what I mean. And, riding
around on a camel all days is guaranteed to give you brass balls. Oh,
let's not mention the fact that umpteen rewards await them in heaven
when they actually die. If I knew I'd get 75 virgins in the afterlife
I'd be dead before I finished typing this <thunk>
Anyway, the answer is upon us, and it has changed my life in a huge
way. Obviously, we here in this country are all wussies what with our
quarter miles and road courses and shit. I feel that it is time for me
pack my stuff and go where the action is. I'm sure you will follow me
there after viewing this.
CobraJet wrote:
> Now that the holidays are over, we can return to pondering that huge
> question that burns at the forefront of every American's mind. It's
> inescapable. It's mystical in its possibilities and limitless in its
> scope. I know it. You know it. So let's get it out in the open.
>
> Are Towel Heads better drivers than we are?
>
> Hmm. Well, they're certainly crazier than we are, and that helps. I
> mean, look at the Aussies. They're all nuts. Look at the driver action
> in all of the Mad Max flicks and you know what I mean. And, riding
> around on a camel all days is guaranteed to give you brass balls. Oh,
> let's not mention the fact that umpteen rewards await them in heaven
> when they actually die. If I knew I'd get 75 virgins in the afterlife
> I'd be dead before I finished typing this <thunk>
>
> Anyway, the answer is upon us, and it has changed my life in a huge
> way. Obviously, we here in this country are all wussies what with our
> quarter miles and road courses and shit. I feel that it is time for me
> pack my stuff and go where the action is. I'm sure you will follow me
> there after viewing this.
>
> Allah Rocks!!!
>
> http://tinyurl.com/bl4kb
>
> (You may have to reload a couple times)
All of their shit-box cars steer like that. I think that's why car-bombs are
so popular over there.
"CobraJet" <coiled@basking.hiss> wrote in message
news:020120062004040330%coiled@basking.hiss...
> Now that the holidays are over, we can return to pondering that huge
> question that burns at the forefront of every American's mind. It's
> inescapable. It's mystical in its possibilities and limitless in its
> scope. I know it. You know it. So let's get it out in the open.
>
> Are Towel Heads better drivers than we are?
>
> Hmm. Well, they're certainly crazier than we are, and that helps. I
> mean, look at the Aussies. They're all nuts. Look at the driver action
> in all of the Mad Max flicks and you know what I mean. And, riding
> around on a camel all days is guaranteed to give you brass balls. Oh,
> let's not mention the fact that umpteen rewards await them in heaven
> when they actually die. If I knew I'd get 75 virgins in the afterlife
> I'd be dead before I finished typing this <thunk>
>
> Anyway, the answer is upon us, and it has changed my life in a huge
> way. Obviously, we here in this country are all wussies what with our
> quarter miles and road courses and shit. I feel that it is time for me
> pack my stuff and go where the action is. I'm sure you will follow me
> there after viewing this.
>
> Allah Rocks!!!
>
> http://tinyurl.com/bl4kb
I lived over there in 1991-1992, one year after ODS. They are the reason we
NEED big blocks, to stay the **** out of their way!
--
John - ThunderSnake #59
'69 Mach 1 w/ 390 4V
Wide Ratio Toploader
3.50 Traction-Lok
Acapulco Blue
On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 03:04:05 +0000, CobraJet rearranged some electrons to
form:
> Now that the holidays are over, we can return to pondering that huge
> question that burns at the forefront of every American's mind. It's
> inescapable. It's mystical in its possibilities and limitless in its
> scope. I know it. You know it. So let's get it out in the open.
>
> Are Towel Heads better drivers than we are?
>
> Hmm. Well, they're certainly crazier than we are, and that helps. I
> mean, look at the Aussies. They're all nuts. Look at the driver action
> in all of the Mad Max flicks and you know what I mean. And, riding
> around on a camel all days is guaranteed to give you brass balls. Oh,
> let's not mention the fact that umpteen rewards await them in heaven
> when they actually die. If I knew I'd get 75 virgins in the afterlife
> I'd be dead before I finished typing this <thunk>
>
> Anyway, the answer is upon us, and it has changed my life in a huge
> way. Obviously, we here in this country are all wussies what with our
> quarter miles and road courses and shit. I feel that it is time for me
> pack my stuff and go where the action is. I'm sure you will follow me
> there after viewing this.
>
> Allah Rocks!!!
>
> http://tinyurl.com/bl4kb
>
> (You may have to reload a couple times)
One word: Roundabouts! Those guys will run you over if you're
not paying attention, especially the taxi drivers.
Two pictures I took earlier this year "over there":
"CobraJet" <coiled@basking.hiss> wrote
> Are Towel Heads better drivers than we are?
Anyone seen the show "Mind of Mencia" on Comedy Central? I remember an
episode where he was quoting that racial crimes against Indians (from India,
not here) has risen like 40% since 9/11, even though they had nothing to do
with it. He goes on to say that if we're going to discriminate, that we
should at least do it to the right people. There's a big difference between
"bibbidy bibbidy" and "hachanah hachana". All you have to do is listen.
LMAO!!
--
Scott W.
'66 HCS Mustang 289
'68 Ranchero 500 302
'69 Mustang Sportsroof 351W
ThunderSnake #57 http://home.comcast.net/~vanguard92/
"Nosey" <kfrei43@removethis.hotmail.com> wrote
>> Allah Rocks!!!
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/bl4kb
>>
>> (You may have to reload a couple times)
>
> All of their shit-box cars steer like that. I think that's why car-bombs
> are so popular over there.
And I thought the Japs invented that.
--
Scott W.
'66 HCS Mustang 289
'68 Ranchero 500 302
'69 Mustang Sportsroof 351W
ThunderSnake #57 http://home.comcast.net/~vanguard92/
In article <Y-WdnXInDb5IFyfenZ2dnUVZ_tGdnZ2d@comcast.com>, 66 6F HCS
<69ta_mustang@comcast.net> wrote:
> "Nosey" <kfrei43@removethis.hotmail.com> wrote
> >> Allah Rocks!!!
> >>
> >> http://tinyurl.com/bl4kb
> >>
> >> (You may have to reload a couple times)
> >
> > All of their shit-box cars steer like that. I think that's why car-bombs
> > are so popular over there.
>
> And I thought the Japs invented that.
I dunno. Some of those look suspiciously like stuff I see waddling
down the road around here. Maybe I just can't tell them apart. Maybe
there are so many white cars it really does look like Arizona.
In article <5Ynuf.129$x11.49@fe04.lga>, John
<mooresjc@chartermi.removethisandonedot.net> wrote:
> "CobraJet" <coiled@basking.hiss> wrote in message
> news:020120062004040330%coiled@basking.hiss...
> > Now that the holidays are over, we can return to pondering that huge
> > question that burns at the forefront of every American's mind. It's
> > inescapable. It's mystical in its possibilities and limitless in its
> > scope. I know it. You know it. So let's get it out in the open.
> >
> > Are Towel Heads better drivers than we are?
> >
> > Hmm. Well, they're certainly crazier than we are, and that helps. I
> > mean, look at the Aussies. They're all nuts. Look at the driver action
> > in all of the Mad Max flicks and you know what I mean. And, riding
> > around on a camel all days is guaranteed to give you brass balls. Oh,
> > let's not mention the fact that umpteen rewards await them in heaven
> > when they actually die. If I knew I'd get 75 virgins in the afterlife
> > I'd be dead before I finished typing this <thunk>
> >
> > Anyway, the answer is upon us, and it has changed my life in a huge
> > way. Obviously, we here in this country are all wussies what with our
> > quarter miles and road courses and shit. I feel that it is time for me
> > pack my stuff and go where the action is. I'm sure you will follow me
> > there after viewing this.
> >
> > Allah Rocks!!!
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/bl4kb
>
> I lived over there in 1991-1992, one year after ODS. They are the reason we
> NEED big blocks, to stay the **** out of their way!
No, we need big blocks to show them we can maybe do better. After
this video I had visions of throwing a 460 into my (white) Crown Vic
and heading East. Nothing says "friendly competition" like plowing a
500-horse 2-ton Police Interceptor sideways into a crowd of guys
wearing dresses.
In article <pan.2006.01.03.11.13.26.174757@sled351>, David M
<NOSPAM@nospam.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 03:04:05 +0000, CobraJet rearranged some electrons to
> form:
>
> > Now that the holidays are over, we can return to pondering that huge
> > question that burns at the forefront of every American's mind. It's
> > inescapable. It's mystical in its possibilities and limitless in its
> > scope. I know it. You know it. So let's get it out in the open.
> >
> > Are Towel Heads better drivers than we are?
> >
> > Hmm. Well, they're certainly crazier than we are, and that helps. I
> > mean, look at the Aussies. They're all nuts. Look at the driver action
> > in all of the Mad Max flicks and you know what I mean. And, riding
> > around on a camel all days is guaranteed to give you brass balls. Oh,
> > let's not mention the fact that umpteen rewards await them in heaven
> > when they actually die. If I knew I'd get 75 virgins in the afterlife
> > I'd be dead before I finished typing this <thunk>
> >
> > Anyway, the answer is upon us, and it has changed my life in a huge
> > way. Obviously, we here in this country are all wussies what with our
> > quarter miles and road courses and shit. I feel that it is time for me
> > pack my stuff and go where the action is. I'm sure you will follow me
> > there after viewing this.
> >
> > Allah Rocks!!!
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/bl4kb
> >
> > (You may have to reload a couple times)
>
>
> One word: Roundabouts! Those guys will run you over if you're
> not paying attention, especially the taxi drivers.
>
> Two pictures I took earlier this year "over there":
>
> http://home.triad.rr.com/redsled/images/camelback.jpg
All racial descrimination aside, those guys know how to have fun.
Imagine *practicing* for stuff like that. I'd personally like to meet
the freeway driver, preferably after his yearly shower (oops, forgot
about the racial thing). I think he's worthy of an ABA or two.
I say we buy up some shitboxes and get some practice time in.
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