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Old 08-02-2005, 20:01   #1 (permalink)
Spike
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I just got my new Ford 2006 Mustang, and returned to the dealer the
next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this! He said, Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" He continued....and "On the Road Again" came from the
speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
"Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, some kids with a monster stereo ran a red light and nearly
creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "A##HOLES!"
I yelled.....

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums
and Bill Clinton on sax....

I LOVE this car ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Spike
1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior; Vintage 40
16" rims w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A gForce Radial
225/50ZR16 KDWS skins; surround sound audio-video.

"When the time comes to lay down my life for my country,
I do not cower from this responsibility. I welcome it."
-JFK Inaugural Address
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