Major Discovery Made
A major research institution has announced the discovery of the
heaviest element yet know to science - "governmentium." It has 1
neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant
deputy neutrons for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are
held together by forces called morons that are further surrounded by
vast quantities of lepton-like sub particles called peons.
Governmentium has no electrons and is therefore inert. It can be
detected however since it impedes every reaction it comes into contact
with. A tiny amount of governmentium can take a reaction that normally
occurs in seconds and slow it to the point where it take days.
Governmentium has a normal half life of three years. It doesn't decay
but "re- organizes", a process where assistant deputy neutrons and
deputy neutrons change places. This process actually causes it to grow
as in the confusion some morons become neutrons, thereby forming
This phenomenon of "moron promotion" has led to some speculation that
governmentium forms whenever sufficient morons meet in concentration
forming critical morass. Researches believe that in Governmentium, the
more you re- organize, the morass you cover.
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