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Old 11-10-2005, 13:01   #1 (permalink)
Spike
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OT Oil Shortage

This should explain it all....

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage
here in the good ol' US of A. After all, when we had the first one
back in '73, President Jimmy Carter assured us it would never happen
again.

Well, there's a simple answer why it has happened again.

Nobody bothered to check the oil, and we just didn't know we were
getting low. This is, of course, for a purely geographical reason...

Our oil is located in Alaska, California, coastal Florida, coastal
Louisiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Texas....

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC!!!!
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audio-video...
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Old 11-11-2005, 08:01   #2 (permalink)
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Re: OT Oil Shortage

Spike <jma@snowcrest.net> wrote in
news:c7b7n1t27vjr97163jekf8vu2rg5h2f3rb@4ax.com:

> This should explain it all....
>
> A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage
> here in the good ol' US of A. After all, when we had the first one
> back in '73, President Jimmy Carter assured us it would never happen
> again.
>
> Well, there's a simple answer why it has happened again.
>
> Nobody bothered to check the oil, and we just didn't know we were
> getting low. This is, of course, for a purely geographical reason...
>
> Our oil is located in Alaska, California, coastal Florida, coastal
> Louisiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Texas....
>
> Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC!!!!




I got a kick out of the guy on alt.ford that took offence. He he KB

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Old 11-11-2005, 11:01   #3 (permalink)
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Re: OT Oil Shortage

On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 15:07:08 +0000 (UTC), Kevin Bottorff
<kevySPAM@netins.net> wrote:

>Spike <jma@snowcrest.net> wrote in
>news:c7b7n1t27vjr97163jekf8vu2rg5h2f3rb@4ax.com:
>
>> This should explain it all....
>>
>> A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage
>> here in the good ol' US of A. After all, when we had the first one
>> back in '73, President Jimmy Carter assured us it would never happen
>> again.
>>
>> Well, there's a simple answer why it has happened again.
>>
>> Nobody bothered to check the oil, and we just didn't know we were
>> getting low. This is, of course, for a purely geographical reason...
>>
>> Our oil is located in Alaska, California, coastal Florida, coastal
>> Louisiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Texas....
>>
>> Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC!!!!

>
>
>
> I got a kick out of the guy on alt.ford that took offence. He he KB

It was a joke... Am I so off that that was not pretty obvious? LOL
As Bugs Bunny would say..."What a maroon..." : 0 )
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w/Black Std Interior, A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok;
Vintage 40 16" rims w/225/50ZR16 KDWS BF Goodrich
gForce Radial T/As, Cobra drop; surround sound
audio-video...
See my ride at....
Feb 2004- http://207.36.208.198/albums/86810/003_May_21_3004.jpg
Feb 2004- http://207.36.208.198/albums/86810/005_May_21_2004.jpg
Jul 2005- http://207.36.208.198/albums/86810/d..._11_05_002.jpg
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