On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 21:08:31 +0000 (UTC), "Mark Williamson"
>I am a foolish boy,
>for today I went and looked at a 101.
>So do I chop in the series three,
>spend oodles more than i really should on a toy
>and get the big beast.
>I've lusted from afar since i was too young to drive, and now i could
>reallyown one, with only minimal risk of divorce or bankruptcy....
Bankruptcy only last for a year these days, 101s last forever.
Divorce is only necessary if she doesn't like 101s, in which case,
give her the house, other cars, bank accounts - keep the dog and 101.
(actually, don't give her all the bank accounts, you'll need a few...)
>Do I go for it?
you couldn't handle it...
....but in case you think you can, download this FIRST:
or in Word format:
when (if) you buy it, download this:
Hope this helps... :-)