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Old 03-28-2005, 13:03   #1 (permalink)
Adrian Ford
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Land Rover Mags No sexy women

Hi all,
Just a thought I had today when reading a car mag.

If a half naked dolly bird draped over a Jag attracts buyers why not Land
rovers. All we get in Landy mags is ugly brutes in wellies...

Why do they only do articles on Bear belly Baz from Barnsley with his
spotless V8 but hasn't had a bath for six months.

What about all the women who do the school run in their Landys why not have
some articles from them showing a bit of leg!!!!!!!

Am I sexist or anyone else think landy mags a bit drab or do Landy mag
publishers and advertisers think Landy owners are Gay?

Just a thought !
Adrian Ford


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Old 03-29-2005, 01:01   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Land Rover Mags No sexy women

Get a life Adrian. Top shelf mate


"Adrian Ford" <ford@adrian131.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:d29ql4$726$1@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Hi all,
> Just a thought I had today when reading a car mag.
>
> If a half naked dolly bird draped over a Jag attracts buyers why not Land
> rovers. All we get in Landy mags is ugly brutes in wellies...
>
> Why do they only do articles on Bear belly Baz from Barnsley with his
> spotless V8 but hasn't had a bath for six months.
>
> What about all the women who do the school run in their Landys why not

have
> some articles from them showing a bit of leg!!!!!!!
>
> Am I sexist or anyone else think landy mags a bit drab or do Landy mag
> publishers and advertisers think Landy owners are Gay?
>
> Just a thought !
> Adrian Ford
>
>



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Old 03-29-2005, 03:01   #3 (permalink)
MVP
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Re: Land Rover Mags No sexy women

On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 21:47:06 +0100, "Adrian Ford"
<ford@adrian131.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:

>Hi all,
> Just a thought I had today when reading a car mag.
>
>If a half naked dolly bird draped over a Jag attracts buyers why not Land
>rovers. All we get in Landy mags is ugly brutes in wellies...
>
>Why do they only do articles on Bear belly Baz from Barnsley with his
>spotless V8 but hasn't had a bath for six months.
>
>What about all the women who do the school run in their Landys why not have
>some articles from them showing a bit of leg!!!!!!!
>
>Am I sexist or anyone else think landy mags a bit drab or do Landy mag
>publishers and advertisers think Landy owners are Gay?
>
>Just a thought !
>Adrian Ford


Well, wait and see what I'm up to in July ;o) ;o)


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Mark.(AKA, Mr.Nice.)
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Old 03-29-2005, 04:01   #4 (permalink)
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On Monday, in article <d29ql4$726$1@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk>
ford@adrian131.freeserve.co.uk "Adrian Ford" wrote:

> Hi all,
> Just a thought I had today when reading a car mag.
>
> If a half naked dolly bird draped over a Jag attracts buyers why not Land
> rovers. All we get in Landy mags is ugly brutes in wellies...
>
> Why do they only do articles on Bear belly Baz from Barnsley with his
> spotless V8 but hasn't had a bath for six months.
>
> What about all the women who do the school run in their Landys why not have
> some articles from them showing a bit of leg!!!!!!!


Sounds like one of the neighbours, though her Landie caught fire last
week :(

> Am I sexist or anyone else think landy mags a bit drab or do Landy mag
> publishers and advertisers think Landy owners are Gay?


I think it's more the advertising industry influence on the mainstream
motoring market. You see the hot totty all over Formula One and the
motor shows, and have done for years.

It's not about masculinity, or the implied toughness of the vehicle.
Go look at the truckers.

No, I think it's just that nobody thinks were dumb enough to fall for
the same line.

OK, so there was Tomb Raider.



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Old 03-29-2005, 06:01   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Land Rover Mags No sexy women

On or around Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:05:13 +0100 (BST),
dbell@zhochaka.demon.co.uk ("David G. Bell") enlightened us thusly:

>Sounds like one of the neighbours, though her Landie caught fire last
>week :(


hot chick, eh?

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Old 03-29-2005, 07:01   #6 (permalink)
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On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:16:41 +0100, MVP <mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net>
wrote:

>Well, wait and see what I'm up to in July ;o) ;o)


My GS was used for a 'glamour shoot' once - shame it was only
jewellery they were interested in...

Please do feel free to avail yourself of a large, unique purple 101
should you need to, Mark... Also remember that I'm a Doctor and
whilst this is non-medical, I can be handy to have around at times :-)

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Old 03-29-2005, 07:01   #7 (permalink)
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On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:08:06 +0100, Mother <"@ {m} @"@101fc.net>
wrote:

>On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:16:41 +0100, MVP <mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net>
>wrote:
>
>>Well, wait and see what I'm up to in July ;o) ;o)

>
>My GS was used for a 'glamour shoot' once - shame it was only
>jewellery they were interested in...
>
>Please do feel free to avail yourself of a large, unique purple 101
>should you need to, Mark... Also remember that I'm a Doctor and
>whilst this is non-medical, I can be handy to have around at times :-)


large purple 101 plus nekkid wimmin, I feel a calander coming-on.


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Old 03-29-2005, 08:01   #8 (permalink)
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Adrian Hi,

what else can I say apart from HAVE A LOOK at the April issue of LRE
magazine, page 160

I guess you should buy yourself a lottary ticket and ask to be the winner.
It seems the Gods are in your favour.

Take care
Pantelis


"Adrian Ford" <ford@adrian131.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:d29ql4$726$1@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Hi all,
> Just a thought I had today when reading a car mag.
>
> If a half naked dolly bird draped over a Jag attracts buyers why not Land
> rovers. All we get in Landy mags is ugly brutes in wellies...
>
> Why do they only do articles on Bear belly Baz from Barnsley with his
> spotless V8 but hasn't had a bath for six months.
>
> What about all the women who do the school run in their Landys why not

have
> some articles from them showing a bit of leg!!!!!!!
>
> Am I sexist or anyone else think landy mags a bit drab or do Landy mag
> publishers and advertisers think Landy owners are Gay?
>
> Just a thought !
> Adrian Ford
>
>



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Old 03-29-2005, 09:01   #9 (permalink)
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On or around Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:37:08 +0100, MVP
<mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net> enlightened us thusly:

>On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:08:06 +0100, Mother <"@ {m} @"@101fc.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:16:41 +0100, MVP <mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Well, wait and see what I'm up to in July ;o) ;o)

>>
>>My GS was used for a 'glamour shoot' once - shame it was only
>>jewellery they were interested in...
>>
>>Please do feel free to avail yourself of a large, unique purple 101
>>should you need to, Mark... Also remember that I'm a Doctor and
>>whilst this is non-medical, I can be handy to have around at times :-)

>
>large purple 101 plus nekkid wimmin, I feel a calander coming-on.


hmmmm. I bet we can easily come up with 12 different LR models within the
group, so if we can organise a suitable venue (Eastnor??) and you can supply
the model(s) to pose in /on 'em... Different LR model every month on yer
calendar, I bet they'd sell like hot cakes.

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Old 03-29-2005, 10:01   #10 (permalink)
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On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:37:08 +0100, MVP <mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net>
made me spill my meths when he wrote:

>large purple 101 plus nekkid wimmin, I feel a calander coming-on.


You mispelt Colander.

Now where did I leave my spatula,,,


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