"Adrian Ford" <ford@adrian131.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:d29ql4$726$1@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Hi all,
> Just a thought I had today when reading a car mag.
>
> If a half naked dolly bird draped over a Jag attracts buyers why not Land
> rovers. All we get in Landy mags is ugly brutes in wellies...
>
> Why do they only do articles on Bear belly Baz from Barnsley with his
> spotless V8 but hasn't had a bath for six months.
>
> What about all the women who do the school run in their Landys why not
have
> some articles from them showing a bit of leg!!!!!!!
>
> Am I sexist or anyone else think landy mags a bit drab or do Landy mag
> publishers and advertisers think Landy owners are Gay?
>
> Just a thought !
> Adrian Ford
>
>
On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 21:47:06 +0100, "Adrian Ford"
<ford@adrian131.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>Hi all,
> Just a thought I had today when reading a car mag.
>
>If a half naked dolly bird draped over a Jag attracts buyers why not Land
>rovers. All we get in Landy mags is ugly brutes in wellies...
>
>Why do they only do articles on Bear belly Baz from Barnsley with his
>spotless V8 but hasn't had a bath for six months.
>
>What about all the women who do the school run in their Landys why not have
>some articles from them showing a bit of leg!!!!!!!
>
>Am I sexist or anyone else think landy mags a bit drab or do Landy mag
>publishers and advertisers think Landy owners are Gay?
>
>Just a thought !
>Adrian Ford
> Hi all,
> Just a thought I had today when reading a car mag.
>
> If a half naked dolly bird draped over a Jag attracts buyers why not Land
> rovers. All we get in Landy mags is ugly brutes in wellies...
>
> Why do they only do articles on Bear belly Baz from Barnsley with his
> spotless V8 but hasn't had a bath for six months.
>
> What about all the women who do the school run in their Landys why not have
> some articles from them showing a bit of leg!!!!!!!
Sounds like one of the neighbours, though her Landie caught fire last
week :(
> Am I sexist or anyone else think landy mags a bit drab or do Landy mag
> publishers and advertisers think Landy owners are Gay?
I think it's more the advertising industry influence on the mainstream
motoring market. You see the hot totty all over Formula One and the
motor shows, and have done for years.
It's not about masculinity, or the implied toughness of the vehicle.
Go look at the truckers.
No, I think it's just that nobody thinks were dumb enough to fall for
the same line.
OK, so there was Tomb Raider.
--
David G. Bell -- SF Fan, Filker, and Punslinger.
"I am Number Two," said Penfold. "You are Number Six."
On or around Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:05:13 +0100 (BST), dbell@zhochaka.demon.co.uk ("David G. Bell") enlightened us thusly:
>Sounds like one of the neighbours, though her Landie caught fire last
>week :(
hot chick, eh?
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that
"For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then
something happened which unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk." Pink Floyd (1994)
On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:16:41 +0100, MVP <mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net>
wrote:
>Well, wait and see what I'm up to in July ;o) ;o)
My GS was used for a 'glamour shoot' once - shame it was only
jewellery they were interested in...
Please do feel free to avail yourself of a large, unique purple 101
should you need to, Mark... Also remember that I'm a Doctor and
whilst this is non-medical, I can be handy to have around at times :-)
On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:08:06 +0100, Mother <"@ {m} @"@101fc.net>
wrote:
>On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:16:41 +0100, MVP <mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net>
>wrote:
>
>>Well, wait and see what I'm up to in July ;o) ;o)
>
>My GS was used for a 'glamour shoot' once - shame it was only
>jewellery they were interested in...
>
>Please do feel free to avail yourself of a large, unique purple 101
>should you need to, Mark... Also remember that I'm a Doctor and
>whilst this is non-medical, I can be handy to have around at times :-)
large purple 101 plus nekkid wimmin, I feel a calander coming-on.
what else can I say apart from HAVE A LOOK at the April issue of LRE
magazine, page 160
I guess you should buy yourself a lottary ticket and ask to be the winner.
It seems the Gods are in your favour.
Take care
Pantelis
"Adrian Ford" <ford@adrian131.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:d29ql4$726$1@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Hi all,
> Just a thought I had today when reading a car mag.
>
> If a half naked dolly bird draped over a Jag attracts buyers why not Land
> rovers. All we get in Landy mags is ugly brutes in wellies...
>
> Why do they only do articles on Bear belly Baz from Barnsley with his
> spotless V8 but hasn't had a bath for six months.
>
> What about all the women who do the school run in their Landys why not
have
> some articles from them showing a bit of leg!!!!!!!
>
> Am I sexist or anyone else think landy mags a bit drab or do Landy mag
> publishers and advertisers think Landy owners are Gay?
>
> Just a thought !
> Adrian Ford
>
>
On or around Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:37:08 +0100, MVP
<mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net> enlightened us thusly:
>On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:08:06 +0100, Mother <"@ {m} @"@101fc.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:16:41 +0100, MVP <mr.nice@*nospam*softhome.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Well, wait and see what I'm up to in July ;o) ;o)
>>
>>My GS was used for a 'glamour shoot' once - shame it was only
>>jewellery they were interested in...
>>
>>Please do feel free to avail yourself of a large, unique purple 101
>>should you need to, Mark... Also remember that I'm a Doctor and
>>whilst this is non-medical, I can be handy to have around at times :-)
>
>large purple 101 plus nekkid wimmin, I feel a calander coming-on.
hmmmm. I bet we can easily come up with 12 different LR models within the
group, so if we can organise a suitable venue (Eastnor??) and you can supply
the model(s) to pose in /on 'em... Different LR model every month on yer
calendar, I bet they'd sell like hot cakes.
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that
Satisfying: Satisfy your inner child by eating ten tubes of Smarties
from the Little Book of Complete B***ocks by Alistair Beaton.
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