Lizzy Taylor

Mother wrote:
> Just (25 mins ago) been to B & Q to get some odd bitsa overpriced
> essential crap - cos everywhere else is feckin shut init...
>
> Anyway... Needed a couple of bits of ally - which is in the same isle
> as things like chain and rope... Walking past the rope there were a
> youngish couple (early 30s or so) who were, erm, how to put this...
>
> ...trying the decorative rope on.
>
> I didn't actually notice until I heard the woman ask if the colour was
> alright!?!

Well, I have heard that B & Q, in some circles, is known as
Bondage on the Quiet!

Lizzy

Richard Brookman

so Lizzy Taylor was, like...
> Mother wrote:
>> Just (25 mins ago) been to B & Q to get some odd bitsa overpriced
>> essential crap - cos everywhere else is feckin shut init...
>>
>> Anyway... Needed a couple of bits of ally - which is in the same
>> isle as things like chain and rope... Walking past the rope there
>> were a youngish couple (early 30s or so) who were, erm, how to put
>> this...
>>
>> ...trying the decorative rope on.
>>
>> I didn't actually notice until I heard the woman ask if the colour
>> was alright!?!
>
> Well, I have heard that B & Q, in some circles, is known as
> Bondage on the Quiet!
>
> Lizzy

Perhaps they don't have those convenient springy loops above the rear doors.
Always worked for me.

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Rich
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