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Old 06-14-2005, 00:35   #1 (permalink)
Nige
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When one door closes............

Another slams in yer feckin' face!

Been having a good old sort out of Tyson tonight, loads of jobs to do.

For every job I successfully completed, one got broken!

So far I broke -

The ignition switch just jammed solid, so had to drill the bastard off so I could start the bastard car.

I got a new (to me) indicator switch assembly as the other was broken & stabbed my hand with sharp metal.
This is now in the garden in a million bits as the bleedin' thing was different to mine & I thought I
could alter the thing to fit - it exploded!

I needed to adjust the drivers door as it stood well proud of the panel lines & made a racket on the
road, shitting Jesus if I didn't snap a bloody striker plate bolt in a position where the door does
close, but you cant lock the fecker!

On the flipside, I fitted new plastics to the front, a new interior light, sorted the headlining, fitted
a new handbrake gaiter & cleaned the windows!

All in all I wrecked all the stuff that you need & made it a look a bit prettier!

Bring on Richard at beamends ffs! You're gonna get a Porsche out of me at this rate!

;~) All part of the experience I suppose!

Nige




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Old 06-14-2005, 00:35   #2 (permalink)
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Re: When one door closes............

On 2005-06-10, Nige <nigel.inceBUGGEROFF@btinternet.com> wrote:

> ;~) All part of the experience I suppose!


I'm assuming that you've already laid underneath it, whacked something
with a hammer and had half a kilo of stale cowpiss-soaked muck fall in
your face? If not then you should start at the beginning and get this
sorted immediately.

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Old 06-14-2005, 00:36   #3 (permalink)
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Re: When one door closes............

On or around Fri, 10 Jun 2005 21:41:28 +0100, "Nige"
<nigel.inceBUGGEROFF@btinternet.com> enlightened us thusly:

>This is now in the garden in a million bits as the bleedin' thing was different to mine & I thought I
>could alter the thing to fit - it exploded!


BTDT, GTTS.

never, ever, take apart an indicator switch.

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Old 06-14-2005, 00:36   #4 (permalink)
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Re: When one door closes............

On or around Sat, 11 Jun 2005 00:01:45 +0100, Ian Rawlings
<news05@tarcus.org.uk> enlightened us thusly:

>On 2005-06-10, Nige <nigel.inceBUGGEROFF@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>> ;~) All part of the experience I suppose!

>
>I'm assuming that you've already laid underneath it, whacked something
>with a hammer and had half a kilo of stale cowpiss-soaked muck fall in
>your face? If not then you should start at the beginning and get this
>sorted immediately.


Bastard. You owe me half a cup of tea.


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Old 06-14-2005, 00:36   #5 (permalink)
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Re: When one door closes............

Ian Rawlings wrote:
> On 2005-06-10, Nige <nigel.inceBUGGEROFF@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>> ;~) All part of the experience I suppose!

>
> I'm assuming that you've already laid underneath it, whacked something
> with a hammer and had half a kilo of stale cowpiss-soaked muck fall in
> your face? If not then you should start at the beginning and get this
> sorted immediately.


heheheheheheheh - not had that yet!

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Old 06-14-2005, 00:36   #6 (permalink)
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Re: When one door closes............

Austin Shackles wrote:
> On or around Fri, 10 Jun 2005 21:41:28 +0100, "Nige"
> <nigel.inceBUGGEROFF@btinternet.com> enlightened us thusly:
>
>> This is now in the garden in a million bits as the bleedin' thing
>> was different to mine & I thought I could alter the thing to fit -
>> it exploded!

>
> BTDT, GTTS.
>
> never, ever, take apart an indicator switch.


No, you aint wrong Austin! I did EXACTLY the same thing with my Trooper!

Emergency visit to Simmonites this morning!

Nige

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Old 06-14-2005, 00:36   #7 (permalink)
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Re: When one door closes............

In message <slrndak6up.6r7.news05@gate-int.tarcus.org.uk>
Ian Rawlings <news05@tarcus.org.uk> wrote:

> On 2005-06-10, Nige <nigel.inceBUGGEROFF@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
> > ;~) All part of the experience I suppose!

>
> I'm assuming that you've already laid underneath it, whacked something
> with a hammer and had half a kilo of stale cowpiss-soaked muck fall in
> your face? If not then you should start at the beginning and get this
> sorted immediately.
>


and of course the rolling out from underneath in a hurry having left
the door open.......

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Old 06-14-2005, 00:36   #8 (permalink)
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Re: When one door closes............

In message <3guc7mFe6rblU1@individual.net>
"Nige" <nigel.inceBUGGEROFF@btinternet.com> wrote:

> Another slams in yer feckin' face!
>
> Been having a good old sort out of Tyson tonight, loads of jobs to do.
>
> For every job I successfully completed, one got broken!
>
> So far I broke -
>
> The ignition switch just jammed solid, so had to drill the bastard off so I could start the bastard car.
>
> I got a new (to me) indicator switch assembly as the other was broken & stabbed my hand with sharp metal.
> This is now in the garden in a million bits as the bleedin' thing was different to mine & I thought I
> could alter the thing to fit - it exploded!
>
> I needed to adjust the drivers door as it stood well proud of the panel lines & made a racket on the
> road, shitting Jesus if I didn't snap a bloody striker plate bolt in a position where the door does
> close, but you cant lock the fecker!
>
> On the flipside, I fitted new plastics to the front, a new interior light, sorted the headlining, fitted
> a new handbrake gaiter & cleaned the windows!
>
> All in all I wrecked all the stuff that you need & made it a look a bit prettier!
>
> Bring on Richard at beamends ffs! You're gonna get a Porsche out of me at this rate!
>


I'll settle for some bits for my 110 thanks! I already have my dream
machine - or at least all the bits that havn't fallen off in the
last 239,500 miles.....


> ;~) All part of the experience I suppose!
>
> Nige
>
>
>
>
> --
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>
> Landrover 110 County Station Wagon (Tyson)
>
> '"Say hello to my little friend"
>
>


Richard

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Old 06-14-2005, 00:36   #9 (permalink)
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Re: When one door closes............

On Fri, 10 Jun 2005 21:41:28 +0100, "Nige"
<nigel.inceBUGGEROFF@btinternet.com> wrote:

>Another slams in yer feckin' face!
>
>Been having a good old sort out of Tyson tonight, loads of jobs to do.
>
>For every job I successfully completed, one got broken!
>
>So far I broke -
>
>The ignition switch just jammed solid, so had to drill the bastard off so I could start the bastard car.
>
>I got a new (to me) indicator switch assembly as the other was broken & stabbed my hand with sharp metal.
>This is now in the garden in a million bits as the bleedin' thing was different to mine & I thought I
>could alter the thing to fit - it exploded!
>
>I needed to adjust the drivers door as it stood well proud of the panel lines & made a racket on the
>road, shitting Jesus if I didn't snap a bloody striker plate bolt in a position where the door does
>close, but you cant lock the fecker!
>
>On the flipside, I fitted new plastics to the front, a new interior light, sorted the headlining, fitted
>a new handbrake gaiter & cleaned the windows!
>
>All in all I wrecked all the stuff that you need & made it a look a bit prettier!
>
>Bring on Richard at beamends ffs! You're gonna get a Porsche out of me at this rate!
>
>;~) All part of the experience I suppose!
>
>Nige


You love it really ;o)


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Old 06-14-2005, 00:36   #10 (permalink)
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Re: When one door closes............

On 2005-06-11, Austin Shackles <austinNOSPAM@ddol-las.net> wrote:

> Bastard. You owe me half a cup of tea.


OK, will dig out my half-a-cup and some wrapping paper. Sugar?

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