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Old 07-11-2005, 09:02   #1 (permalink)
Phil Morgan
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FS: 1988 TWR XJ-S 88k miles

I am an ex-pat Brit living in Ontario,Canada. I brought this car over from
England last year. It is a FULL TWR XJ-S, meaning that it has ALL the mods
offered by TWR & JAGUARSPORT at the time, with the one exception of the 5
speed gearbox. It had a FULL engine rebuild less than 6000 miles ago, in
England by TWR technicians,(I have the bills to prove this the cost was in
excess of 11000.00!).
The car is right hand steering,(UK spec), is legal and road registered in
Canada. I have a wrecked Left hand drive car for the conversion pieces, like
dash, steering rack, emergency brake etc.
The car has starfish alloys on it at the moment, because I wanted to buy a
new set of tires for the TWR 16" speedline wheels that should be on the car,
so it comes with 2 sets of wheels,but only 1 set of tires.
I have many pictures available to anyone that wants them.
My price is US$15000.00 as is, where is. Please email me off group for
replies.


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Old 07-11-2005, 20:02   #2 (permalink)
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Re: FS: 1988 TWR XJ-S 88k miles

On Mon, 11 Jul 2005 09:06:06 -0400, "Phil Morgan"
<philip.morgan@sympatico.ca> wrote:

>I am an ex-pat Brit living in Ontario,Canada. I brought this car over from
>England last year. It is a FULL TWR XJ-S, meaning that it has ALL the mods
>offered by TWR & JAGUARSPORT at the time, with the one exception of the 5
>speed gearbox. It had a FULL engine rebuild less than 6000 miles ago, in
>England by TWR technicians,(I have the bills to prove this the cost was in
>excess of 11000.00!).
>The car is right hand steering,(UK spec), is legal and road registered in
>Canada. I have a wrecked Left hand drive car for the conversion pieces, like
>dash, steering rack, emergency brake etc.
>The car has starfish alloys on it at the moment, because I wanted to buy a
>new set of tires for the TWR 16" speedline wheels that should be on the car,
>so it comes with 2 sets of wheels,but only 1 set of tires.
>I have many pictures available to anyone that wants them.
>My price is US$15000.00 as is, where is. Please email me off group for
>replies.
>


Lemmesee if I got this right.

It's in Canada.

The engine rebuild was 11,000 pounds.

You seem to think it's worth US$15000.

And we have to guess what year it is?

Oh - and the steering wheel's on the wrong side.

Pass.



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Old 07-11-2005, 22:02   #3 (permalink)
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Re: FS: 1988 TWR XJ-S 88k miles

Hmmmm, let me see, a piss taking American, that has no idea what I am on
about! It is a 1988,(pls excuse my ommission), more car than any of your
countrymen have been able to produce, and yes, the steering wheel IS on the
wrong side for road use, but as you are an obvious cretin, that has no idea
of track etiquette, the wheel is on the right side for the track!
I am sick and tired of you flamers that think it is sooooo humorous to
belittle the cars that are BEYOND your limited mental ability to
comprehend!!!
Do me, and the rest of this newsgroup a favour, and FLOCK OFF !!!!
By the way, what is wrong with Canada??? You MUST be a Republican, most sane
Americans would be LESS aggressive and ANTAGONISTIC towards one of their
ALLIES!!!!!

Happy Trails!!!!



"Happy Trails" <undisclosed@obscure.com> wrote in message
news:jr36d11cvcmucs3li06987kuaaofpncddg@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 11 Jul 2005 09:06:06 -0400, "Phil Morgan"
> <philip.morgan@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>
>>I am an ex-pat Brit living in Ontario,Canada. I brought this car over from
>>England last year. It is a FULL TWR XJ-S, meaning that it has ALL the mods
>>offered by TWR & JAGUARSPORT at the time, with the one exception of the 5
>>speed gearbox. It had a FULL engine rebuild less than 6000 miles ago, in
>>England by TWR technicians,(I have the bills to prove this the cost was in
>>excess of 11000.00!).
>>The car is right hand steering,(UK spec), is legal and road registered in
>>Canada. I have a wrecked Left hand drive car for the conversion pieces,
>>like
>>dash, steering rack, emergency brake etc.
>>The car has starfish alloys on it at the moment, because I wanted to buy a
>>new set of tires for the TWR 16" speedline wheels that should be on the
>>car,
>>so it comes with 2 sets of wheels,but only 1 set of tires.
>>I have many pictures available to anyone that wants them.
>>My price is US$15000.00 as is, where is. Please email me off group for
>>replies.
>>

>
> Lemmesee if I got this right.
>
> It's in Canada.
>
> The engine rebuild was 11,000 pounds.
>
> You seem to think it's worth US$15000.
>
> And we have to guess what year it is?
>
> Oh - and the steering wheel's on the wrong side.
>
> Pass.
>
>
>
> Happy Trails To You



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Old 07-12-2005, 05:02   #4 (permalink)
Stuart Buckland
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Re: FS: 1988 TWR XJ-S 88k miles

As it happens you did mention the year in the subject line of your
original post. Wasn't hard to find for those of us who read :)

If only she was still located in the UK I would be interested enough to
come take a look at her.

Stu

Phil Morgan wrote:
> Hmmmm, let me see, a piss taking American, that has no idea what I am on
> about! It is a 1988,(pls excuse my ommission), more car than any of your
> countrymen have been able to produce, and yes, the steering wheel IS on the
> wrong side for road use, but as you are an obvious cretin, that has no idea
> of track etiquette, the wheel is on the right side for the track!
> I am sick and tired of you flamers that think it is sooooo humorous to
> belittle the cars that are BEYOND your limited mental ability to
> comprehend!!!
> Do me, and the rest of this newsgroup a favour, and FLOCK OFF !!!!
> By the way, what is wrong with Canada??? You MUST be a Republican, most sane
> Americans would be LESS aggressive and ANTAGONISTIC towards one of their
> ALLIES!!!!!
>
> Happy Trails!!!!
>
>
>
> "Happy Trails" <undisclosed@obscure.com> wrote in message
> news:jr36d11cvcmucs3li06987kuaaofpncddg@4ax.com...
>
>>On Mon, 11 Jul 2005 09:06:06 -0400, "Phil Morgan"
>><philip.morgan@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I am an ex-pat Brit living in Ontario,Canada. I brought this car over from
>>>England last year. It is a FULL TWR XJ-S, meaning that it has ALL the mods
>>>offered by TWR & JAGUARSPORT at the time, with the one exception of the 5
>>>speed gearbox. It had a FULL engine rebuild less than 6000 miles ago, in
>>>England by TWR technicians,(I have the bills to prove this the cost was in
>>>excess of 11000.00!).
>>>The car is right hand steering,(UK spec), is legal and road registered in
>>>Canada. I have a wrecked Left hand drive car for the conversion pieces,
>>>like
>>>dash, steering rack, emergency brake etc.
>>>The car has starfish alloys on it at the moment, because I wanted to buy a
>>>new set of tires for the TWR 16" speedline wheels that should be on the
>>>car,
>>>so it comes with 2 sets of wheels,but only 1 set of tires.
>>>I have many pictures available to anyone that wants them.
>>>My price is US$15000.00 as is, where is. Please email me off group for
>>>replies.
>>>

>>
>>Lemmesee if I got this right.
>>
>>It's in Canada.
>>
>>The engine rebuild was 11,000 pounds.
>>
>>You seem to think it's worth US$15000.
>>
>>And we have to guess what year it is?
>>
>>Oh - and the steering wheel's on the wrong side.
>>
>>Pass.
>>
>>
>>
>>Happy Trails To You

>
>
>

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Old 07-12-2005, 19:02   #5 (permalink)
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Re: FS: 1988 TWR XJ-S 88k miles

On Mon, 11 Jul 2005 23:26:49 -0400, "Phil Morgan"
<philip.morgan@sympatico.ca> wrote:

>Hmmmm, let me see, a piss taking American,


Another bland pommy generality about things you know nothing, usually
wrong, as in this case.

> It is a 1988,(pls excuse my ommission),


Calls other cretinous, and can't spell worth a poop.

>By the way, what is wrong with Canada???


Who said anything is wrong with Canada - if you think thus, why are
you selling a car in Canada for US dollars? You obviously place
little value on our Canadian dollar.

Maybe you should price it in pesos, and cover the entire continent.


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Old 07-12-2005, 22:02   #6 (permalink)
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Re: FS: 1988 TWR XJ-S 88k miles

Obviously you are more interested in flaming people on this group, rather
than contributing anything useful.
Why don't you go on your 'happy trails' and leave the rest of us alone.
You are an obvious troll as you hide behind an email thread that is
untraceable. undisclosed@obscure.com get a life you tosser!
As for pricing it in pesos to cover the entire continent, the US$ is
considered the universal currency, and this newsgroup is open to all
sentient beings on the planet, unforunately also open to ****wits like you,
still it's a free internet no?


"Happy Trails" <undisclosed@obscure.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 11 Jul 2005 23:26:49 -0400, "Phil Morgan"
> <philip.morgan@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>
>>Hmmmm, let me see, a piss taking American,

>
> Another bland pommy generality about things you know nothing, usually
> wrong, as in this case.
>
>> It is a 1988,(pls excuse my ommission),

>
> Calls other cretinous, and can't spell worth a poop.
>
>>By the way, what is wrong with Canada???

>
> Who said anything is wrong with Canada - if you think thus, why are
> you selling a car in Canada for US dollars? You obviously place
> little value on our Canadian dollar.
>
> Maybe you should price it in pesos, and cover the entire continent.
>
>
> Happy Trails To You



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Old 07-13-2005, 18:02   #7 (permalink)
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Re: FS: 1988 TWR XJ-S 88k miles

On Tue, 12 Jul 2005 23:16:29 -0400, "Phil Morgan"
<philip.morgan@sympatico.ca> wrote:

Look at it this way, asshole - every post here brings renewed
attention to your dipshit advert, and if you had reacted in a more
positive way instead of making unwarranted and childish anti-american
statements, it might have even done you some good.

It still might if, as I suspect, you must have the last word.





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Old 07-14-2005, 00:02   #8 (permalink)
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Re: FS: 1988 TWR XJ-S 88k miles

I WILL DEFER TO THE ONLY SENSIBLE PERSON THAT HAS ADDED TO THIS THREAD,
NAMELY Stuart Buckland, AND REPEAT HIS COMMENT THAT IF THE CAR WAS IN TH UK,
THEN HE WOULD GIVE IT THE TIME OF DAY TO AT LEAST LOOK AT IT, WITHOUT ANY
DERISORY COMMENT.
I leave it to the majority of reasonable people that are Jaguar enthusiasts,
to determine whether or not I am the dipshit, or you are, my intellectually
challenged adversary.
Good luck with the cancer by the way.

"Happy Trails" <undisclosed@obscure.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 12 Jul 2005 23:16:29 -0400, "Phil Morgan"
> <philip.morgan@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>
> Look at it this way, asshole - every post here brings renewed
> attention to your dipshit advert, and if you had reacted in a more
> positive way instead of making unwarranted and childish anti-american
> statements, it might have even done you some good.
>
> It still might if, as I suspect, you must have the last word.
>
>
>
>
>
> Happy Trails To You



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Old 07-14-2005, 00:02   #9 (permalink)
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Re: FS: 1988 TWR XJ-S 88k miles

Happy Trails,
In addition to your assumptions about me, and my assumptions (correct
perhaps?) about you, the fact remains that I HAVE THE CAR which is more than
you can possibly hope to attain with your dimwitted attitude. I posted a
genuine advert for sale that did NOT warrant your pisstaking response. As
you obviously haven't the wherewithall to afford said offering then kindly
keep your comments to yourself.
Go forth and multiply, if you can you limp dicked flamer!!!!!



"Happy Trails" <undisclosed@obscure.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 12 Jul 2005 23:16:29 -0400, "Phil Morgan"
> <philip.morgan@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>
> Look at it this way, asshole - every post here brings renewed
> attention to your dipshit advert, and if you had reacted in a more
> positive way instead of making unwarranted and childish anti-american
> statements, it might have even done you some good.
>
> It still might if, as I suspect, you must have the last word.
>
>
>
>
>
> Happy Trails To You



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