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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-20-11, 08:53 PM Thread Starter
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911 haha

911 operator: 911 whats your emergency?

man: my friend, he fell out of his tree stand and i think he's dead!!

911 operator: calm down sir, calm down... first we have to make sure he is dead.

man: ok... BANG!! BANG!! ........ ok now what?

Hey ya'll got a beer? Running low on brave juice

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I wonder if that was Dick Cheney.

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