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Old 01-20-2011, 20:53   #1 (permalink)
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911 operator: 911 whats your emergency?

man: my friend, he fell out of his tree stand and i think he's dead!!

911 operator: calm down sir, calm down... first we have to make sure he is dead.

man: ok... BANG!! BANG!! ........ ok now what?
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Old 02-02-2011, 20:39   #3 (permalink)
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I wonder if that was Dick Cheney.
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