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Old 06-24-2011, 17:48   #1 (permalink)
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A good old Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home
and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't
no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."

He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks
where his brother is.

She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the
house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass
boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells
out to him, "What are you doing?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin. What does it look like I'm a doing."

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Arkansas a bad
name, makin everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there
and whip your butt!"
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Yep, those were my cousins. I aint had this much fun since the hogs ate my brother.
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I knew you'd understand!! I just didn't know they were relatives.
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hahahaaaaa!!
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