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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-13-13, 05:58 PM Thread Starter
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Bass Fishing

Dear Dr. Phil,
When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime --- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.
Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do.. We quickly became
fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.

A few weeks ago, Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother!
So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested.

Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Fishing Fool
P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught.

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Dear Fishing Fool,
Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.That's a couple of really nice bass!

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Re: Bass Fishing

I never noticed any Bass

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