A lion will not betray his wife. But a tiger wood.
Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.
Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
Woman who spring on innerspring this spring have offspring next spring.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
All men eat, but Fu Manchu.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
Woman who wear G-string, high on crack