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Golf joke

A women playing golf teed off and watched in horror as her ball hit a man playing the next hole.

He clasped his hands together at his groin and fell to the ground and rolled around in agony.

The woman rushed to the man offering to relieve his pain as she was a physiotherapist.

The man said ''no I'll be fine''

But she insisted,she gently took his hands away undid his trousers and put here hands inside and massged tenderly for several moments and then asked

''how does that feel?''

He replied ''thats feels f***ing fantastic but i still think my thumbs broken''

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Re: Golf joke

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A women playing golf teed off and watched in horror as her ball hit a man playing the next hole.

He clasped his hands together at his groin and fell to the ground and rolled around in agony.

The woman rushed to the man offering to relieve his pain as she was a physiotherapist.

The man said ''no I'll be fine''

But she insisted,she gently took his hands away undid his trousers and put here hands inside and massged tenderly for several moments and then asked

''how does that feel?''

He replied ''thats feels f***ing fantastic but i still think my thumbs broken''
If only I could be so lucky...LOL...

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