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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 05-08-12, 05:42 PM Thread Starter
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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

True logic .
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