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What do a mechanic and a lesbian have in common .................................

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A girl is driving along the expressway listening to the radio when she hears a song she really, really likes. When the song is over the announcer says the title of the record was, "Hot Lips and Tender Kisses."

When she gets home she's very excited about the new song and decides to call her local music store to see if they have the record. Hurriedly, and excitedly, she dials the store's number. But in her excitement, she unknowingly misdialed and got an auto repair shop instead.

"Hello," the mechanic answers.

"Oh, yes! Do you have Hot Lips and Tender Kisses?" the girl asks.

The mechanic was puzzled, but says, "Well, no, but I've got hot pants and seven inches."

"Oh, is that a record?" she says.

"No," he says, "but it's better than average."


Bud and Jim werea couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics inPittsburgh. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck inthe hangar with nothing to do.

Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch andgot completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprisedat how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad sideeffects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim.

Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"

Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

Yeah, well there's just one thing."

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"

"No " "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver ."
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