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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-07-12, 10:11 PM Thread Starter
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Sad, but true story about Safe SEX

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.

A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

Pass this safety information on to all your buddies!


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Ever notice that there's so many high performance parts available for GM products?

Did you ever think that maybe they NEED them?
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Hate it when that happens!
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What's this thing called " sex " you are all talking about ?????
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What's this thing called " sex " you are all talking about ?????
It's something my wife says "no" to.

Ever notice that there's so many high performance parts available for GM products?

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It's something my wife says "no" to.

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