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Old 11-07-2012, 22:11   #1 (permalink)
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Sad, but true story about Safe SEX

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.

A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

Pass this safety information on to all your buddies!
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Old 11-08-2012, 02:29   #2 (permalink)
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Hate it when that happens!
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What's this thing called " sex " you are all talking about ?????
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What's this thing called " sex " you are all talking about ?????
It's something my wife says "no" to.
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