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An old lady called me over to the cash machine and asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over .

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A 90 year old man goes into the chemist and asks the girl if he can get some Viagra. She takes one look at him and says, "with all due respect sir, why would a man of your age need viagra for sex?"
He says "it's not for sex dear , I just need something to stop me p*****g on my slippers!"

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I can see 7 years into the future.
I've just been told I have 20-20 vision

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Old lady standing at edge of pavement. As I'm passing she asks:
"Excuse me sir, can you see me across the road?"
So I ran to the other side, turned round and replied:
"Yes Mrs, I can see you quite clearly."

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It was me and my wife's " leather " anniversary so I gave her a belt in the mouth.

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I went for a job interview for the Navy.

The guy says "can you swim" ?

I said "Why , have you not got any ****ing boats" ?
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Better get some miles out of that vision joke... less than 6 months left for it!

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