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S O M E T I M E S

Sometimes....
When you cry...
No one sees your tears.

Sometimes...
When you are in pain...
No one sees your hurt.

Sometimes...
When you are worried...
No one sees your stress.

Sometimes...
When you are happy...
No one sees your smile.

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But FART !! Just ONE friggin' time.....
And everybody knows!!
Gotcha!! You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!

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Well...... I gotta say, it touched my heart..... life is good
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Well...... I gotta say, it touched my heart..... life is good
Touched your "heart"? Is the a rhyme

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Touched your "heart"? Is the a rhyme
no poet for sure, but a rhyme for sure.

I guess ya'll know it already but...... a fart is just a turd puttin' on the brakes!!
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