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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-11-11, 12:29 AM Thread Starter
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Cop pulled a man over doing 90 mph in a 55 mph zone. He checked his license & said, "Darn, it's been a long day, it's Friday, I don't need the frustration of more paperwork or the overtime. If you can give me one GOOD excuse for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go without a ticket."
The man thinks for a minute & says, " Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

"Have a nice weekend!" said the officer.
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Lol ! Nice if you got stopped by a cop like that , but it never happens .

My sons a cop !
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