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True romance

A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text...

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send
me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking,
send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

He texted back... "I am taking a crap. What should I do?"





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A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text...

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send
me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking,
send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

He texted back... "I am taking a crap. What should I do?"


A wife saying that !! That's not true romance , that's a fairy tale .
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