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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-03-13, 01:59 PM Thread Starter
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Wife jokes .

I took the missus out last night .Right hook to the chin .

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Booked a cracking table for me and the mrs in a really nice place. Hope she likes snooker!!

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She's so ugly even a hitman wouldn't take her out.

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The wife says she is going to leave me due to my obsession with poker.

I think she's bluffing.

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The wife swallowed after giving me a bj for the first time in 5yrs, I think it could be the early signs of her coming out of her coma.

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My wife said yesterday that I have only two faults:

1) I don't listen
2) some other shit she was banging on about.

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My wife's so ugly Cillit wouldn't bang it!!

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes..?

...Nothing. She's been told twice already.. .

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