jwko

A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday.

At the club the doorman says,"Hi Jim, how are you?" The wife asks,"How does he know you?" Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him."

Inside the bartender says,"The usual,Jim?" Jim says to his wife,"Before you say anything, he's on the dart team."

Next a stripper says,"Hi Jim! Do you crave the special again??"

The wife storms out dragging Jim behind her & jumps into a taxi. The taxi driver says,"Heyyy, Jimmy boy! You picked up an ugly one this time......"

Jim's funeral is on Sunday!!!!

thefonz

LOL!!!!!!! I think I knew Jim

jwko

Bert

A woman wanted to buy a parrot and was told by the pet shop that they had one she could have for $50 because it came from a house of ill repute and they weren't sure what it could say.

The woman said she'd take it and teach it to speak decent.

When she got it home and took the cover off, the parrot said, "New house, new madam."

She said we'll work on that.

Later her 2 daughters came home from school and the parrot said, "New house, new madam, and new girls."

She said we'll work on that too.

Later her husband came home from work and the parrot said, "Hi Keith. "

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thefonz

I wonder if Keith and Jim knew each other??

Bert

Maybe it was his middle name.

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thefonz

James Keith, Keith James, kinda has a ring to it either way. You may be onto something