Wife takes husband to a strip club
A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday.
At the club the doorman says,"Hi Jim, how are you?" The wife asks,"How does he know you?" Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him."
Inside the bartender says,"The usual,Jim?" Jim says to his wife,"Before you say anything, he's on the dart team."
Next a stripper says,"Hi Jim! Do you crave the special again??"
The wife storms out dragging Jim behind her & jumps into a taxi. The taxi driver says,"Heyyy, Jimmy boy! You picked up an ugly one this time......"
Jim's funeral is on Sunday!!!!