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Yet another blonde driver...

Police officer pulls over a blonde doing 6mph in a 55.
Officer asks "Excuse me miss but may i ask why you are going so slow?"

the women looks baffled and she replies "but the sign right there says 6"

the officer does a double take put his hand on the door and says ma'am that is the route for the roadway. Just then he notices two children in the back seat clenching the seats with white knuckles and breathing heavy.
"And may i ask what happened to your kids?"

The blondes giggles gets redfaced and says "oh.. well... we just got off route 180"

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Police officer pulls over a blonde doing 6mph in a 55.
Officer asks "Excuse me miss but may i ask why you are going so slow?"

the women looks baffled and she replies "but the sign right there says 6"

the officer does a double take put his hand on the door and says ma'am that is the route for the roadway. Just then he notices two children in the back seat clenching the seats with white knuckles and breathing heavy.
"And may i ask what happened to your kids?"

The blondes giggles gets redfaced and says "oh.. well... we just got off route 180"
OMG!! LOL

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That's pretty good. lol

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