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2 marines stuck in a bomb crater 1 says I need a crap

Ur not crapping in here go over there I’ll cover u.

4 hours later he comes back.

Oppo says thought u was dead

No I’ve just had the most amazing sex in my life! Any position I wanted! Doggy,missionary,wheelbarrow anything!!!!!

Did u get a blowjob?

No! I couldn’t find her head!

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How Does a Black Woman KNow When She's Pregnant?

When she takes her Tampax out all the cotton's been picked off it.

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My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text.............
If you are sleeping......send me your dreams
If you are laughing......send me your smile
If you are eating...........send me a bite
If you are drinking........send me a sip
If you are crying............send me your tears
I love you x

I replied........
I am having a shit.
What should I do?

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5 Signs you may be muslim.

1. You have more wives than teeth.

2. You own a £5000 rocket launcher but cant afford shoes.

3. You refine Heroin but have a moral objection to beer.

4. You think vests come in 2 styles , bullet proof and suicide.

and most significantly ,

5. You wipe your arse with your bare hand but consider bacon unclean !

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IRISH SKY DIVER

Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky-dive.

When I got to the door of the plane I just couldn't jump so the 6ft 7inch black instructor unzips his fly and says: 'If you don't jump you're getting this baby right up your arse!' "

Mick asks: "Did you jump?"
























Paddy replies: "A little bit when it first went in."

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Ever notice that there's so many high performance parts available for GM products?

Did you ever think that maybe they NEED them?
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Believe it or not, this got me kicked off of Face Book as "Hate Speech".


Pansies.



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Must have offended a D******t
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Believe it or not, this got me kicked off of Face Book as "Hate Speech".


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It's really got out of hand nowadays what you can / can not say or do in case some politically correct little flower is offended .They scour everywhere looking for anything that they can complain about , really pitiful . Being old school , I'll never change and call a spade a spade ( oops !! ) even though it gets me in trouble , especially with my daughter . Over here , you even look at someone and you're a racist and can expect to have a claim for compensation for hurt feelings or discrimination especially at places of employment .Many instances of individuals playing the race card and making multiple claims against businesses to line their pockets .

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Just read this in today's paper , a typical example .

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ng-course.html
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Seriously? Thats nuts
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