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Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman (Could be any woman on the planet) came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the bonnet up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car ?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." Now open the photo to learn what a 710 is.
 

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BA'o'Matic 100% working.
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And I have always put OIL in my car :doh: , will have to find some 710 now ....
 

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Resident geek freak
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You might put OIL in... but when u roll it, all the 710 drips back out
 

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At the 3FB Cheese Wheel
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Yes that ones been around for a few years now
 

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i pity tha fool
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yeh haha its funny!! they always put the 710 labels on upside down on the bottles!!!

idiots.
 

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YES its a 5 Speed!!
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never heard of that one before!!! quite funny!!!
 

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I am The Brain
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Hehe that one is always good for a laugh.
 

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FF Town Sheriff
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I heard a rumour that some makes of cars (that will remain nameless) have a v8 engine that burns 710 -
 
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