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Check number 10 ! ! ! ! !

1. You know you are from Massachusetts if ....

2. You think crosswalks are for wimps

3. Khakis are something you start the car with

4. You think if someone's nice to you, they either want something or
they
are from out of town and probably lost

5. You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in 5 seconds

6. Anything past Worcester is "the middle of nowhere"

7. You think it's not actually tailgating unless your bumper is
touching
the car in front of you

8. You know that a yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get
through.....

9. ......And that a red light means 2 more can.

10. A Crown Victoria = undercover cop

11. The transportation system is know as the "T."... Subway is a
fast
food
place

12. You could own a small town in Iowafor the cost of your house.

13. There are 24 Dunkin Donuts Shops within 15 minutes of your
house.

14. When people talk about the "curse of the Bambino," you know
exactly
what they are talking about, and you believe in it, too.

15. You think of Rhode Islandas the "deep South"

16. You believe using a turn signal gives away your plan to the
enemy

17. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually
have 3
or
more different names

18. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peel out the second
the
light turned green

19. You've honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second
the
light turned green

20. All the potholes just add excitement to your driving experience

21. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it

22. Six inches of snow is considered a "dusting"

23. Three days of 90+ heat is definitely a "heat wave"..... and 63
degree
weather is "on the warm side"

24. $15 to park is a bargain

25. You cringe every time you hear some actor/actress imitate the
"Boston
accent" on TV or in a movie. If you don't have it, you're never
going
to get it right....even if your were born here.

26. You can go from one side of your hometown to the other in less
than
15
minutes and see at least 15 losers you graduated with doing the same
exact thing they were doing the last time you saw them.

27. At the ice cream shop, you call chocolate sprinkles "Jimmies"
 
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