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Bad American

I Am Your Worst Nightmare.

I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel
governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to
crack addicts squirting out babies.

I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, **** it!

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or
Marilyn Manson sang.

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster.
In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college,
you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God.

Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian.

My heroes are John Wayne, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I
am freezing my ass through a long winter?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the
desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or
been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so SHUT-THE-****-UP!
already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
preaches,where does he get his money, and why is he always part of the
problem and not the solution anyway?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the
most powerful nation the world for the next four years.

I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt trip me into making
'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be
forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.

I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.

I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to
believe otherwise.

I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you, this even applies when you are President of the United States.

If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back!

George Carlin for President
 

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Marqman said:
Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian.
LOL!! She looks like a cranky b*tch too.. :wink2:

Marqman said:
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
No need to think it. It's the truth!!.. :D
 

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HAHA


I guess that I am the worst American out there.

There are a few changes Iwould make to the description. Instead of
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be
forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
It should be if you are in the passing lane and not passing you should be shot. Period. I am sick of the idiots that ride that lane and slow me down. Who in the Heck do they think that they are?

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
NO CRAP WHY are there 40 and 50 yearold men running around in uniforms. Besides to TOUCH the the boys? Why does there have to be 8 troup leaders and none know what they are doing?

DOHH


HAHA

LunaticSS

VERY NAD AMERICAN AND PROUD OF IT!!!
 

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Hmmmm. Ok count me as a "Bad American" as well and I know we all have a different idea about what needs to be added (or taken off that list). So, here's mine:

1.) We have a bunch of lawyers, who sit in high positions of power, in this country that make laws, only to erode my individual freedom! I don't need to be told when to wear a seatbelt, or a helmet, or when to jump, or to have the government invade my bedroom. I'm smart enough to figure out what is right on my own! Yes, I do vote. But, how these little weasels keep getting back in office, only to screw up my life, is beyond me. I'll admit there isn't much of a choice these days. Time for a revolution!

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I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized
needs to go further. The idea to set aside * Pride Month or week, or to have these screaming marches is demorlizing to rest of the country. ANY & ALL, within the human race, needs to first "truly" accept who they are & to respect who they are. Along with that idea, is to "live for today" (another part of the orginal list). No more - no less. Any special reconition beyond that, only to rub in the faces of other individuals, is wrong.

Ok, I'm finished.
 

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Well I would have to agree with George. I'm a very bad American.:wink2:
 
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No doubt, I'm definitely a 'bad american!' I pretty much agree 100% with that list, especially with what John emphasized, the requirement that all retards camping out in the left lane be shot on sight if they don't yield to faster cars (and trucks)!!! :evil2:
 

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Ben L said:
especially with what John emphasized, the requirement that all retards camping out in the left lane be shot on sight if they don't yield to faster cars (and trucks)!!! :evil2:
No joke ! When did this start to become a problem all over the US ? I use to see a few people do it, now it's a whole lot of folks who do it. I don't belive people these days know the rules of the road. Say your at a 4 way intersection, it's you and another car. I want to let the other guy go frist "because I'm a nice guy" you flash your lights at the other person letting them know to go ahead. Now days people just stare at you because they have no clue of what that means. :nuts:
 
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YES! thats me! i'm a baaaaaaaaad american & love every minute of it..;) USA RULES LIKE NO OTHER!!:evil:
 

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Here Here, that must make me a really bad bast*rd along with the silent majority of Aussies who see the Gov waste a sh!tload of money on no hopers and do-goodin causes.
Russell.:rolleyes:
 
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No joke ! When did this start to become a problem all over the US ? I use to see a few people do it, now it's a whole lot of folks who do it. I don't belive people these days know the rules of the road. Say your at a 4 way intersection, it's you and another car. I want to let the other guy go frist "because I'm a nice guy" you flash your lights at the other person letting them know to go ahead. Now days people just stare at you because they have no clue of what that means. :nuts:
Or when I'm driving down the highway in the fast lane and I see a cop lasering the opposite direction you flash your lights to the other cars to warn them... everyone used to do that, why did they all stop????? I wanna freaking know.

Mark me down I'm a bad american.
 

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George Carlin RULES, if that guy ruled the world it would be a much better place. beacuse all the idiots would be shot china would be blown to bits and red meat would be the main course of every meal. :D
 

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Or when I'm driving down the highway in the fast lane and I see a cop lasering the opposite direction you flash your lights to the other cars to warn them... everyone used to do that, why did they all stop????? I wanna freaking know.

Mark me down I'm a bad american.
Exactly, One time me and now an ex girl friend was going down I-75 and some people going N bound started flashing their lights. She asked me "What does that mean and why are they doing that ?" Had to explain that Smoky Bear was down the road giving out tickets.
 
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