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Saw a bumper sticker the other say....

Real race cars don't whear Bow Ties.........
 

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Animo Non Astutia
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Ruh Roh...

Thats gonna leave a mark.

LoL.

BTW, heres the one I saw..

95% of Chevy trucks built since 1980 are still on the road today? That means that only 5% actually made it home.

:D
 

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Well. YEP! But then again the Marq is more about luxury and the toys on it then SPEED! That is what my 9c1 is for!
 
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I see one here on an old rusted out Toyota, bed is gone and they've replaced it with a wooden bed and loads of stickers. The most anal one on it is "My Kid can beat up your Honor Roll Student". You just know that kid is proud of his dad. :rolleyes:
 

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Bring Back the 24hr!!!
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MazdaSOHC said:
I see one here on an old rusted out Toyota, bed is gone and they've replaced it with a wooden bed and loads of stickers. The most anal one on it is "My Kid can beat up your Honor Roll Student". You just know that kid is proud of his dad. :rolleyes:
Unless the honour roll student knows karate or some other of the martial arts ;) :D
 

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Aussie Falcon said:
"Only milk should come in two litres"
Slight variation to that one... "It takes more than two litres to start this engine!" on a '98 XR8 ute at the GMC400...
 

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Big Daddy
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the old but good one

Heaven doesn't want me, but Hell's affraid i'll take over!


and my favorite. Hang up and Drive
 

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Ive seen a couple....

- Jesus is coming, look busy!
- Welfare should be as hard to get as building permits.

those two I seem to remember...others I havent.
 

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hehehe

"if speed kills, honda drivers live forever"
"millions of dinasaurs died so that i could get 8 MPG"
on SUV (not put on by owner!) "i'm changing the environment, as me how!"
security system (instead of alarm on my Mustang): "Charlton Heston is my president"
"dodge this"
"if you blow, i'll spray"
" they says it's tourist season, so why can't we shoot them??"
"Caution: Baby In Trunk."
"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"
"Jesus Loves you, everyone else thinks your an a$$hole"
"I'm not tailgaiting, I'm drafting"
"My other car is a piece of sh!t too"
"If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you"
"My ‘D’ Student impregnated your honor student"
"Unless your a hemhroid, get off my a$$"
"Im may be fat, but your ugly and I can diet"
"Mustang owners do it sideways"
"Drag racers do it till the rubber smokes"
On a girl's wicked 5.0: "If you beat me you can eat me!"
"I brake for no apparent reason"
written upside down on 4wd offroader: "if you can read this, flip me over"

I'm just full of sh*t like that! I have to thank the peopl from the mustangworks.com boar for a lot of those.
 
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