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I got this joke in an email:
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged
> >that they had
> >for the past five years covertly funded a project with U.S.
> >auto makers
> >whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in four-wheel
> >drive pickup
> >trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the
> >circumstances
> >in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
> >
> >They were surprised to find in 43 of the 50 states that the
> >last words of
> >drivers in 61.2 percent of
> >fatal crashes were, "Oh S%@#".
> >
> >Only the states of Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas,
> >Louisiana,Alabama,
> >Texas, and Oklahoma were different, where over 89.3 percent
> >of the
> >final words were "Hold my beer and watch this."
> >
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged
> >that they had
> >for the past five years covertly funded a project with U.S.
> >auto makers
> >whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in four-wheel
> >drive pickup
> >trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the
> >circumstances
> >in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
> >
> >They were surprised to find in 43 of the 50 states that the
> >last words of
> >drivers in 61.2 percent of
> >fatal crashes were, "Oh S%@#".
> >
> >Only the states of Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas,
> >Louisiana,Alabama,
> >Texas, and Oklahoma were different, where over 89.3 percent
> >of the
> >final words were "Hold my beer and watch this."
> >