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Hey there Smurfs and Smurfettes, and other members of the online Ranger community! Don't forget that this board is here too, just beause there haven't been any posts on it lately doesn't mean that myself and the other moderators don't check it for new stuff... Any questions you've got concerning your Ranger will be answered pretty quickly, and we've got folks with all sorts of different backgrounds in the Ranger world so if Cobrasplash or I don't know it, someone else on Team Smurf probably will...

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Ben
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That is tru and peeps keep posting we like having this board growing, wether you are a smurf or not keep it coming.
 
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Yup, we need some more peeps postin in here, we all have a ton of knowledge so if ya need something let us know, peace!!!!!
 
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k, heres one: why do you get drunk and molest fat girls? :evil:
 
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Cause big girls need lovin too, and desperate times call for desperate measures!!!

2 excuses, oops I mean reasons, in one!

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bluemazda said:
yea i have a ? why does noone talk to me i think i am a nice guy how can get any wait i am married heheheh
Oh, you're married? I think that gettin some requires advance planning, a note from work, a babysitter and alcoholic beverages. ;) hehehe Thanks for addressing your fellow Smurfs with these vital life-and-death questions!!! :D

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You guys. The best way to get some that night is to apologize first thing in the morning. Whether you did anything wrong or not, cause sure as hell you're gonna be apologizing for something before the day is over. And don't forget to tell them about the prostate troubles that us guys develop, which makes us cranky as hell, if we don't get some as least once a day. Is this the kinda question and response you were talking about Ben?
 
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Absolutely! I'm always looking for new and better ways to get some ass. The only hole I find in your theory, Mazda, is that it would require me to have a woman to apologize to in the morning. I can't exactly apologize to my hand! :D
 
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I've got one better than that, I've got a blow-up sheep! :D
 
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I've got one better than that, I've got a blow-up sheep! :D
My bad Ben...thought you'd lent that to Shinoda for his birthday weekend.....:eek:
 
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Nah ben gave shinoda his grandma for the weekend
 
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