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If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many have a gender. For example...

Freezer bags -
Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

Photocopier -
Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc, if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tyre -
Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

Hot Air Balloon -
Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under its arse and, of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges -
Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

Web page -
Female, because they're always getting hit on.

London Underground -
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass -
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer -
Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote control -
Female...
Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider -
It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
 

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Scary thing is the remote thing is true!

What has the world come to?
 

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I am The Brain
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Hahaha Classic!

How true is the Hourglass one!
 

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Very smartly done... havent seen that one before. :D
 

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Hahahahaha Sooooo true ..... especially the freezer bag


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 

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very clever and funny indeed will need to remember that one in future.
 
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