[Justin H]

I knew I had to race this guy when I saw the 6" potato cannon sticking out the back. I crept up to him and reved my engine to get his attention and let him know my intentions. He nodded back and we were on, the light turned green and we took off! He got the jump on me at the light, must have been the weight ratio. I started making up some ground when I shifted into second. I think he must have had NOS because he saw me and started to pull away again. Luckily mopeds only go 45mph and I was able to passed him. I tried to rub his face in it at the next light, but he still wasn't there yet. Damn guys look out for those mopeds.

 

[Guest]

I hear ya that and HotRod Tercels, good kill

 

[Guest]

Good kill man, mopeds are tuff, i lost to one in my nike express, i had him off the line cus i kung fu kicked him in the helmet and took off, but he regained consiouness and pulled me pretty hard. Oh well you can win them all.

 

[Guest]

only **** drive tercels

 

[Justin H]

Are you guys slamin Primer? I haven't been on the board a lot latley but his attitude sure did change when he got rid of his truck.

 

[Justin H]

BTW I found out why he beat me off the line. I was just checkin over everything to make sure Cobra put all the parts of my motor back, and that bastard stole my yellow R muffler bearings! I got some new ones and I am going to look for that guy tomorow. I also took my 275's off the back and put some factory 14" 185/70's on so I can get better traction. Less wind resistance ya know.

 

[Guest]

Are you guys slamin Primer? I haven't been on the board a lot lattley but his attitude sure did change when he got rid of his truck.

No its cool, were all boys, he was just messin with him

 

[Justin H]

Ok he must have just had a bad day when I last saw his post.

 

[Guest]

yeah, dans cool, he was just fed up like i am.

 

[Guest]

BTW I found out why he beat me off the line. I was just checkin over everything to make sure Cobra put all the parts of my motor back, and that bastard stole my yellow R muffler bearings! I got some new ones and I am going to look for that guy tomorow. I also took my 275's off the back and put some factory 14" 185/70's on so I can get better traction. Less wind resistance ya know.

You got yellow type R muffler bearings?? Thats why, Type R bearings interfere with your magnaflux co transfluxor and canuter valve retard settings, causing your tetrahydracanabinol filter to get clogged, thus in turn breaking your blinker fluid overflow canister. You gotta run carbon figer muffler bearings to really kick ass. Hope this helps.

 

[Justin H]

Thanx man I was really stumped those guys usually only get a 3-4 car jump on me. I'll have to swap out those bearings tomorow. I guess I can sell the old ones on RPS. Should be interesting to see the replies.

 

[Guest]

im sure those brainiacs will go for it hehe

 

[Guest]

nah Justin, Justin, Justin, I didn't steal your Yellow=Performacne type R muffler bearings, I got them from brandon, anyway I stole your synthetic chapstick, borrowed Shinoda's Playboy Air Freshner, (thanx), and took Julies hack saw so I could cut my coils, Grabbed some 13 inch cookie cutters from jtr.

 

[Guest]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

I gotta stop laughing so much!!!!!!

 

[Justin H]

Ok check it out:
http://www.rangerforum.com/cgi-bin/...on=topics&forum=For+Sale&number=19&DaysPrune=

 

[Guest]

ROTFLMAO hey i'll give ya $15 bucks

 

[Guest]

I am a true playa, i got the air freshner and the cool ass razor blade looking sun glasses that you can get at gas stations for $1, you know the ones. Chicks dig me.

 

[Justin H]

Cobra what the hell does ROTFLMAO mean? I guess I missed that one.

 

[Guest]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

oh **** i can't breath!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

rollin on the floor laughing my A$$ off= ROTFLMAO