I was able to get the car on the lift at my shop a day or 2 before Christmas... The bungs welded into the cat deletes look like a 5 year old did it with a flux-core welder from K-mart
Having done some research over the past few days I am going to swap relays, diodes and check all my fuses and test light/meter everything all the way back to the fuel pump. I am embarrassed to say I was ignorant of how the returnless style fuel pump systems work on Ford vehicles with the Fuel Pump Driver Modules in place (I much prefer the return style that pressure is regulated via the vacuum diaphragm fuel pressure regulator on the fuel rail... anyhow - This video is INDESPENSIBLE and AMAZINGLY short and to the point
I am not so worried about the tune as I was before - I had initially assumed they had hacked the 02 sensors out of the car and just cobbled everything together. My THEORY right now is that the fuel pump is being commanded to pump but there is some pulse that hits ON/OFF/ON/OFF/ON/OFF constantly when the engine is under load - so I am leaning heavily to the ECM being the fault and or possibly the FPDM in the trunk of the car - I wont know until I get back to my shop (friend owns the shop) and I am able to probe and see everything live. The easiest fix would be if the fuel pump is just crapping out (despite it being relatively new according to the friend I bought it from) - Its super easy to swap out and i hope IT is what is testing bad. The car is SUPER CLEAN underneath and Id like to get it up and running. I included the pics here so you can laugh at this HACK JOB of an exhaust. I wish some people were barred from touching things trying to "improve" them! 06 Grand Marquis Underneath