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The woman I was speaking with said she was the Only Pharmacist and since she and her Sister owned the store, there were NO Male employees.
She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male Pharmacist.??
She assured me that she was completely Professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of Professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying,
“This is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So, I was wondering what you could give me for it”..???
The Pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I’ll talk to my Sister.”
When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length and here’s the absolute best we can do :-
** Free room and board,
** 1/3 ownership in the Store,
** a Company Car,
** a King Size Bed, and
** £2,000 a month in Living Expenses.

A couple take in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath but if she wanted to she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.......
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday....
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:
"Next Monday, don't go to darts. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself.."
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:
"Do you shave?"
"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hair?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she showed the girl that indeed, she was far from hairless.
When the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked:
"Did you see it?"
"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it before."
"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't!!


My son said to me... "Dad, I'm sorry I forgot to get you something for Father's Day."

"That's okay son" I said "I forget things all the time too."

"Like what?" he asked..

"Like the time I forgot to wear a condom and ended up with an ungrateful little **** like you" I said.


The Reverend John Flapps spots a female member of his congregation staggering drunkenly along the street. He tries to assist her but they stumble and he falls on top of her.
A passing policeman comes up and says "Oi mate, you can't do that in the street".
The rev replies, "Please You don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps".
To which the cop replies "Well, if you're in that far mate, you may as well finish the job".


Twelve Irish priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained
because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Murphy.
Poor Murphy. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Murphy quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.

He bent over to pick it up....
.......then all the other bells started to ring
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