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Nerw Skaife Holden AD.

Im a control freak....Thats why I like standing in the rain with my pink umbrella wearing my cute red Holden shirt with white stains on it which I would never wear on the float at the Gras, waiting for a piece of sh*t to hit me......preferably from behind......mmmm yeesss.....im a control freak.....

Thats why my close friend is russ, who likes to tie me up when we sleep together, leaving my red shirt on while he has his way.....im a control freak......

Thats why I got rid of craig because he was upstaging me, yet still manage to be his boss .... im a control freak.....

Thats why I promise sexual favours to those gorgeous men who administer AVESCO and especially my boss at HRT if they let me win and ignore my unsportsman like tantrums....im a control freak.......

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That's a nice poem you should post it on LS1 and see if they appreciate your poetic abilities :wink2: :wink2:
 
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gtho4 said:
That's a nice poem you should post it on LS1 and see if they appreciate your poetic abilities :wink2: :wink2:
could not be bothered........they are a waste of space.
 
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Adam W said:
MadMax I'm starting to think that old Skaifey is not your favorite driver.;) :D :D :cool:

Get a copy of Today's tele (in sydney) and turn to page 115 - its an easy job for skase (woops sorry skaife) to impersonate the dildo he actually is.......
 

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I'm really starting to think you have some issues you need to deal with ... This Skaife/homosexual fixation can't be healthy ... :eek:
 

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Hobbes said:
I'm really starting to think you have some issues you need to deal with ... This Skaife/homosexual fixation can't be healthy ... :eek:
Coming from a guy with over 5000 posts in Holden land;)
 

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I'm sure that that last post is the first I've ever made on the subject of Skaife's sexuality (or any race drivers for that matter). :)

C'mon guys - seriously, isn't this kinda childish?
 

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Hobbes said:
I'm sure that that last post is the first I've ever made on the subject of Skaife's sexuality (or any race drivers for that matter). :)

C'mon guys - seriously, isn't this kinda childish?
Yeah even I think that things are going a little too far....
 

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Hobbes said:
I'm sure that that last post is the first I've ever made on the subject of Skaife's sexuality (or any race drivers for that matter). :)

C'mon guys - seriously, isn't this kinda childish?
Oh you were being serious.

Well in that case Mark is most likely a great guy who happens to be able to drive cars extremely well. I am sure he is very well respected by his piers and held in high regard with his employers.
 
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Hobbes said:
I'm really starting to think you have some issues you need to deal with ... This Skaife/homosexual fixation can't be healthy ... :eek:

yeah hobbes, it must be that giant snoz full of HRT directors crap and that ping pong ball he has for a brain that does it for us...................
 
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and hobbes, you are right, the homosexual thing should be left alone - its a personal thing between between mark and russ, so I apologize........
 
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