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Faster than Zyrtec
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Discussion Starter #1
Yeah, politically incorrect, just something Mother Nature will love!

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back
down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor......
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women
read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor.....
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's
further up?"

Third floor....
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework. "Wow," said the women, "Very
tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor......
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor.......
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."


Subject: Fw: This is the Right type of Chain letter!!!!! (v01.19)

At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.

Simply send this e-mail to 6 of your mates or work colleagues

INSTRUCTIONS Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

0.5 miss worlds
2.5 models
463 wild nymphos
3,234 good-looking nymphos
20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all,
your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come
back to you.


One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 6 of
his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 5th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion.

Outside his ward are 452 more packages.


This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No
obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today
to 6 of your best friends or work colleagues.

PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.

PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they
can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon

XE Wagon owner
2,125 Posts
hahahahahahhahahahahahahaa Dave :p

I needed a laugh today


mmm, non - dentable doors
330 Posts
lol. once again you preceed your expectations!


i pity tha fool
1,040 Posts
top one is a cracker..

YES its a 5 Speed!!
2,242 Posts
gotta love the top one!!! :muha:

I am The Brain
3,073 Posts
That first one is positively hilarious! The 2 girls in the office didn't really find it as funny as I did though....
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