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How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really
married? For those of you who have any questions, or
misplaced envy, this should clear it up:

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.

LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?

LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't
climax.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax?

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is cheques.

LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's
feelings.
LUST - When you couldn't give a &*%$
MARRIAGE -When your only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next
week..."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.

LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with
your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see
them.
LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see
them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see
them.

LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't
care who knows.

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe
exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you
do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to
think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not
to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your
only thought.

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things
with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO
your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.




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Hell Yeah!

That is SOO true! :MUha: ^I love you darling:s6:
 
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:HAHA: Good one Merlin! So hunny, which one are you in? :s6:

Just teasin' ... that about sums up the three relationships. Trouble is, I can't decide which one I want! :neverlear


~Kimberly
 
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I was in all three in one relationship, so now I'm divorced and loving it. Still looking for that lusty love relationship.:shrug:
 

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CeyJay26 said:
I was in all three in one relationship, so now I'm divorced and loving it. Still looking for that lusty love relationship.:shrug:
dont worry ceyjay
ull meet some hot import tuner girls...
:MmM:

rember to bring them back when u come back.. also find me one too.. :s2: :s6:
 

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Anthony said:
where do you find all of this stuff, this is great

oh you have no idea what ive got on my pc,problem is i forget that i have it and when im looking for something else i find stuff like this.
Its hard to just cruise through 80gigs of storage looking for all the funny stuff and putting it in one folder...im working on it though

im trying to find the cat owners list today so i can post it.
 
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