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It's known that sex is a good form of body movement, but (until recently) there was never any study about burning calories by several sexual activities. After a deepgoing study, we can now proudly present you these results :

Taking off her clothes
With her authorisation ..................... 12 calories
Without her authorisation ..............187 calories

Detaching her bra
With both hands...................................8 calories
With one hand....................................12 calories
With your teeth................................... 85 calories

Putting a condom on
With an erection.................................... 6 calories
Without an erection.......................... 315 calories

Foreplay
Trying to find the clitoris....................... 8 calories
Trying to find the g spot.................... 92 calories

Positions
Missionary............................................12 calories
69 lying down ......................................78 calories
69 standing ..................................... 112 calories
Wheelbarrow.................................... 216 calories
Doggy style ...................................... 326 calories
Italian chandelier............................. 912 calories

Orgasm
Real ...................................................112 calories
Fake ..................................................315 calories

Post-Orgasm
Cuddling in bed ..................................................................18 calories
Standing up immediately .................................................36 calories
Explaining why you’re leaving so sudden ................. 816 calories

Getting a second erection when you're:
20-29 years old .................................36 calories
30-39 years old................................. 80 calories
40-49 years old............................... 124 calories
50-59 years old............................... 972 calories
60-69 years old............................ 2916 calories
70 or older .....................................results aren’t in yet

Getting dressed afterwards
Calm .....................................................................................32 calories
In a hurry .............................................................................98 calories
While her dad is slamming on the door .................. 1218 calories
While your wife is slamming on the door..................3521 calories
 

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muhaha! ripper! :muha: nice one!!!! :hy:
 

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geez` - seems I'm anorexic!
 

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Projekt`[J] said:
While her dad is slamming on the door .................. 1218 calories
While your wife is slamming on the door..................3521 calories
LMAO!! :rofl2:
 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :HAHA: What a pisser!
 

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Ohhhhhhh duude!

Thats some funny sh!t hahaha...
 

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And I'm trying to gain some weight, now I know in what area's that I can not use so many callorie's,cheer's.
 

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god i burn alot of calories then dont i... LMFAO ...
 

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These are good suggestions to beat obesity. :shag:
 

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Did you notice one thing that wasn't offered as calorie burning....WANKING...and judging the posts on this forum, some of you should be stick figures!
 
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