Ok last night was the company christmas party. And the first time i accually went out since ive been sick these past 3 weeks.
So i ride with Rose and Josh to the party,it is at the Double tree hotel in Southcenter and there were i think 600 people there. Everyone from the company president down to the lowlife workers like me:s6:
So we get there at 6pm.We start drinking,all drinks are free..Major Margarita time for me.
By 7pm when the food was served ( Prime Rib ) I had 4 Margaritas.I have a strong tolerance for Margaritas.
So we eat and then go mingle,,they bring in some Casino and give you $30,000 worth of "play" money to go have fun with...I hit the craps table all night.
So i ended up winning $270,000.00 worth of "play" money all the while drinking like an alcoholic.
I flirt with some of the hotties that were there and in general have a good time.I drink,Gamble,mingle and by 10pm am doing good,,feeling pretty numb.Mind you im a fairly quite person when im drunk and around a boat load of people i dont know so i keep it simple right.
Not my other coworkers mind you........
So the other Maintanance guy Jamie,,he procceds to tell me,( im the one with the degrees in EE),tells me what to do as far as my job is concerned,and when im really coming back to work,in general being a drunkin asshole.I blow him off as i dont like him sober,,much less like this,,Fights start because of boose and i did not need one.
So i see Rose and she asks me if i wanna hit the dance floor...Im like hell ya.
So we hit the floor and i see my Office manager,Asst Mngr and the other hot girl from the office dancin to,,cool.
So i dance with the girls,err i think they were dancing with me,,now being that they are soooo drunk they dont realize what it was they were rubbing while i was dancing with them
o1: Hey,,,im not bitching.
But this is a typical Christmas Party you know,,the girls get drunk and clothes fly off,,promotions or demotions are made in one night.
So none of my clothes flew off and ill tell you why....
You see after a smallbreak,,i notice it is 12:00am,,time to go.
So i tell Rose it is time to go and she gives me the old..."let me finish my drink"
i roll my eyes and sit there at the table with the others from the office and i go and get another Margarita,,number 10??
When i get back i notice my boss is upset and i sit in my seat and listen and ask.."Stephanie are you ok"? simple question i ask.
So what i get is Steph,Hans.Rose,Josh all turn and look at me and say,,,,,"this is a private conversation" In a major snotty manor.
WTF
Ok,,i stand up look at them and tell them to Fu*@ off,that they can kiss my ass if they think that there shit smells better than mine.I tell Rose ill be at the bar i wanna go.
I go to the bar,sit in a couch and have my 12th?? drink.I drink alot.
So some girls come by and sit down and another coworker swings by and we all have a good conversation.
My coworker and his wife leave and i continue to talk with my new found hottie friends all the while wondering were it is my friend Rose is.
ok i noticethat it is not 12:00am anymore,,but 2:30amo1:
Um i need to sleep.
So i excuse myself and go the 65 feet to the banquet room to find........
the lights on and the cleaning crew.
:wtf:
i did a thorough search and dont find my friends.
Cute,the jerks forgot me.
Ok how do you forget the guy with the keys to the house?
Fine i go back and sit with the girls i met.
They ask whats wrong i tell them and then i was offered a ride...in their limo.
ummm ok
so somewhere around 3:30 -4:00am we leave i get dropped off at home i go to bed,,i wake up at 6:30am get ready for work,,and make this post...
and the funny thing is,,im not hung over,or feeling groggy.Im not even tired.
But i am pissed.
So i ride with Rose and Josh to the party,it is at the Double tree hotel in Southcenter and there were i think 600 people there. Everyone from the company president down to the lowlife workers like me:s6:
So we get there at 6pm.We start drinking,all drinks are free..Major Margarita time for me.
By 7pm when the food was served ( Prime Rib ) I had 4 Margaritas.I have a strong tolerance for Margaritas.
So we eat and then go mingle,,they bring in some Casino and give you $30,000 worth of "play" money to go have fun with...I hit the craps table all night.
So i ended up winning $270,000.00 worth of "play" money all the while drinking like an alcoholic.
I flirt with some of the hotties that were there and in general have a good time.I drink,Gamble,mingle and by 10pm am doing good,,feeling pretty numb.Mind you im a fairly quite person when im drunk and around a boat load of people i dont know so i keep it simple right.
Not my other coworkers mind you........
So the other Maintanance guy Jamie,,he procceds to tell me,( im the one with the degrees in EE),tells me what to do as far as my job is concerned,and when im really coming back to work,in general being a drunkin asshole.I blow him off as i dont like him sober,,much less like this,,Fights start because of boose and i did not need one.
So i see Rose and she asks me if i wanna hit the dance floor...Im like hell ya.
So we hit the floor and i see my Office manager,Asst Mngr and the other hot girl from the office dancin to,,cool.
So i dance with the girls,err i think they were dancing with me,,now being that they are soooo drunk they dont realize what it was they were rubbing while i was dancing with them
o1: Hey,,,im not bitching.But this is a typical Christmas Party you know,,the girls get drunk and clothes fly off,,promotions or demotions are made in one night.
So none of my clothes flew off and ill tell you why....
You see after a smallbreak,,i notice it is 12:00am,,time to go.
So i tell Rose it is time to go and she gives me the old..."let me finish my drink"
i roll my eyes and sit there at the table with the others from the office and i go and get another Margarita,,number 10??
When i get back i notice my boss is upset and i sit in my seat and listen and ask.."Stephanie are you ok"? simple question i ask.
So what i get is Steph,Hans.Rose,Josh all turn and look at me and say,,,,,"this is a private conversation" In a major snotty manor.
WTF
Ok,,i stand up look at them and tell them to Fu*@ off,that they can kiss my ass if they think that there shit smells better than mine.I tell Rose ill be at the bar i wanna go.
I go to the bar,sit in a couch and have my 12th?? drink.I drink alot.
So some girls come by and sit down and another coworker swings by and we all have a good conversation.
My coworker and his wife leave and i continue to talk with my new found hottie friends all the while wondering were it is my friend Rose is.
ok i noticethat it is not 12:00am anymore,,but 2:30am
o1: Um i need to sleep.
So i excuse myself and go the 65 feet to the banquet room to find........
the lights on and the cleaning crew.
:wtf:
i did a thorough search and dont find my friends.
Cute,the jerks forgot me.
Ok how do you forget the guy with the keys to the house?
Fine i go back and sit with the girls i met.
They ask whats wrong i tell them and then i was offered a ride...in their limo.
ummm ok
so somewhere around 3:30 -4:00am we leave i get dropped off at home i go to bed,,i wake up at 6:30am get ready for work,,and make this post...
and the funny thing is,,im not hung over,or feeling groggy.Im not even tired.
But i am pissed.
