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I walked into the garage today, minding my own business... and what do I see but a dirty great big turd splattered on the roof of my Fairmont and running down the windscreen like a brown waterfall. :ihi: :ihi:

I wasted no time in beginning the ghastly process of cleaning it up, using all manner of kitchen paper towels, kero and eucalyptus oil. But even after I'd done all I could, several marks remain. This obviously happened overnight because I was working on the car just yesterday.

Next up it's time to try a cut & polish... any other ideas short of a respray? :err:

Stupid animals, no respect whatsoever. :p
 

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Formerly: SmokeEA
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:rofl:
But seroiusly, i hate it when u take the car and get it washed only to return to it the following day some bird has decided your car is a suitable toilet.
 

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Duck? White King? :p
 

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Not sure what is funnier, the event or thefact you took your time to take a photo before doing anything about it! ;)

Poor Jack - :eek:wned: by the animal kingdom!

Hope it all comes off!

Cheers... Tim
 

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Citrus cleaner is good for cleaning shit, try to avoid getting it on your glass though. Polish it afterwards.

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damn... my car is parked outside all the time :/
hate getting it all dirty!
 

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happened to me a couple of days ago... i had about 15 on the bonnet and roof tho... not a pretty sight! i feel for u, i kno what its like!
 

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hahahahaha damn POO! Dont you just hate that stuff!

James
 

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Time to start covering the car in the garage with a cover or a sheet!
 

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EBXR said:
Time to start covering the car in the garage with a cover or a sheet!
Or toilet paper
 

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a wet cloth is well and trully sufficient. Just make sure you thoroughly wet the area b4 wipping it off so there are no risks of scratches!
 

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shit.



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I'd try some cutting compound and an electric or compressed air buffer. It did wonders for my paintwork and will certainly not make the ShitPad™ any worse
 

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now doesn't that just give you the shits...LMFAO...
 

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Baxle said:
just think, it could of been worse...

was on the freeway the other day when a VS/VR commy came along side my car and it was literally covered in bird poop I couldn't stop laughing
:eek:wned: :spitlol:
Oh well the bird crap will blend in with the car! :wnc:
 

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Zantetsuken said:
Not sure what is funnier, the event or thefact you took your time to take a photo before doing anything about it! ;)

Poor Jack - :eek:wned: by the animal kingdom!

Hope it all comes off!

Cheers... Tim
^^^ HAHAHAH!! ^^^

Try bird shit - it's as hard as buggery and almost rips off the paint grrrrrrrrrrrr :(
 

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you think you have it bad!
look what happend to me today - i parked in my usual spot at the range (under power lines) 1 hour later i come to the car and it's covered all over the front with 21 craps!!!
i know i'm never parking there again this bird ust of had diorea or some thing cause this has never happened to me before

 
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