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Sold to the man with the lint. A bargain in any mans terms. (lol)
 

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WAIT!!!.. I didn't get a chance to bid!!... I'll bid 5lbs of ear wax and some toe jam for good measure..
 
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Awww! that's not fair.
I was going to offer my toenail.
 

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*Room falls silent as Mike leaps and shouts his astounding bid*

Bah! I'll give a soiled old man's hanky, three washers of varying sizes, an RCA plug end, AND a premium brand shoe box for this priceless piece!

*hushed whispers ensue as he takes his seat, grinning with evil confidence*

:mad3: :mad3: :mad3:
 

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I wonder if Team Smurf has an annual Smuckfest? :p ;)

(For those asking 'what?', it is obvious you have not read one of the most infamous pieces of Internet literature. You have homework to do - off to your search engines, use smuckfest and smurf for keywords. :D )
 
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lot 2...another smurf village this time filled with cute little virgin smurfs
 

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THE DOCTOR said:
lot 2...another smurf village this time filled with cute little virgin smurfs
You're not a smurfophile are you Doc? ;) :D
 

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THE DOCTOR said:
lot 2...another smurf village this time filled with cute little virgin smurfs
Hmm, the stakes are rising... might have to call in my silent investor for this one.. *fumbles for mobile, dials clumsily.. low volume whispering for a few seconds..*

Ok, I have approval. I have a bid of 2, yes count 'em, 2, genuine vintage Wheet-Bix boxes. 1995. Plastic packets still in immaculate condition inside, with a value-adding substantial family of weevils and other insignificant vermin. Who will top this bid!?! :eek: :confused:
 
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no............................................
we are dealing with prime untouched blue velvet my little central coast pal.
 
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I have just had Mr Wun Long Dong from China on the phone who has bid $2 and a knob of goat poo. smurfs make great wonton's so he reckons.
 

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*gasps* $2 AND a knob of goat poo?
*panics*
*phones silent investor again*
*heavy, emotional conversation with investor*
*returns looking rather pale and drained*

Ok, this is the best I can do. $3NZ, in small coins, a torn woven sunhat from 1973 (with bright pink ribbon), three sets of green shoelaces (not sure if that's their natural colour or if they've been biologically "modified"), and half a collectable spoon featuring the mini-steam train at Timbertown.
 

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Why are we bidding on their houses anyway... we already own them... hehe

But sshhh... don't tell 'em 'cause they don't know it yet..
 

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laminge said:
Hang on

I have the Big Brother show condensed to 35 minutes of highlights.....:wink2: :D :wink2: :D :wink2: :D
I'll do that and supply a URL where people post pics of the people from the cameras they've been watching from the internet, from all the different nations shows........ you get my drift ;) :D
 
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