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If anyone has any Holden jokes please share with your fellow Ford buddies :D
I'll start.

1.What do Holdens and tampons have in common? Tampons come with there own tow rope.

2.What do you say when you see a Holden Camira on top a steep hill? Its a bloody miracle.

3.What's the difference between a Holden and a wife after 10 years ?
The Holden still sucks
 

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Holden

Holden thats a joke!!
 

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What do you get if you cross an Aussie with a Lawn mower?
- A Holden :D

What do you get if you cross an Aussie with a spanner?
- An HSV :D :D
 

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priteshpatel99 said:
What do you get if you cross an Aussie with a Lawn mower?
- A Holden :D

What do you get if you cross an Aussie with a spanner?
- An HSV :D :D
Well they're funny in NZ :D :D :D :cool:
 

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Q: What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Holden?

A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness


Walkinshaw= Walking-for-sure

Don't take offence you Holden boys, it's all in good fun and God knows you've got enough come-backs
 

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Hold-on it's gonna blow

Holden utes create steam storms from the overheated engines
(not a joke)

My unlce bought a vt commodore and drove two blocks then came back for a trade in (true story)

HRT, well actually TWR
holden used to make filing cabinets called holdex they still make them they are now called VX
 

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These can be applied to any car maker:

Whats the difference between an elephant and a holden?
One's big, slow and damn ugly, the other is an elephant!

"Buy a Holden and you buy the "best". Drive a mile and walk the rest. "

What's the difference between a golf ball and and a Holden?
You can drive a golf ball further.
 

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1)why did holden make the ve so aerodymanic?

So the tow truck get more miles!

2)How do you double the value of a camira?

fill the gas tank.
 

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A young man asked a Texan; "Just how much land do you own?"
The Texan tipped back he's Cowboy hat and said to the young man: "Well sunny let me put it to you like this, I can get into my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch, and still not get to the other side of my property by sunset."
The young man shot back quickly: "Oh ye, I know what you mean. I used to own a FORD truck too!"
 

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A young man asked a Texan; "Just how much land do you own?"
The Texan tipped back he's Cowboy hat and said to the young man: "Well sunny let me put it to you like this, I can get into my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch, and still not get to the other side of my property by sunset."
The young man shot back quickly: "Oh ye, I know what you mean. I used to own a FORD truck too!"
:muha: I've heard that one myself
 

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A lil girl is walkin & a car pulls up nxt to her & a man says: 'little girl, if u get in the car, ill give u a lollypop". The girl ignores him & keeps walkin. So the man rolls on & says: "Hop in the car & ill give u 2 lollypops". But the girls just keeps on walkin. In desperation... the man finally says: ""Ill give u a whole box of lollypops!". To this the little girl replies: "Daddy, its not my fault u bought a HOLDEN"
 

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If anyone has any Holden jokes please share with your fellow Ford buddies :D
I'll start.

1.What do Holdens and tampons have in common? Tampons come with there own tow rope.

2.What do you say when you see a Holden Camira on top a steep hill? Its a bloody miracle.

3.What's the difference between a Holden and a wife after 10 years ?
The Holden still sucks
been wondering why the cops always seemed to be driving holdens, then it dawned on me, pigs like rolling in shit!!!
 
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