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You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

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true, you'd hope she'd partake in said activities daily, not annually. But at least this is a special day for men to be pampered thus encouraging them to put more effort on Valentines day
 

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/Forwards to girlfriend.

Simple and effective, I like it! BTW; I got in big trouble this year for not giving two shits about Valentine's Day (although I did buy roses and a card). I've learnt my lesson now, it won't happen again!
 

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What the hell's this 'Valentines Day' everyone is speaking of? - I thought it was called 'Yearly Maintainace Day'?

A steak and a BJ huh, throw in Bathurst and it's the most perfect day any man could ask for. Hell why not reschedule it to October the 12th?! (Thats what it was last year, I think)
 

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I got in shit this year on valentines day cos i wasnt home. I had the korn concert in sydney to go to & it didnt help her flowers were getting delivered to her work so i had nothing to give her. She got over it.
 

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I hate valentines day and do nothing about it.

Haha that landed me in trouble this year, meh, I'm over it.

Although bitching about how a stupid a day it is to my ex got me a killer comment; "Well if that's how you see it I'm glad we broke up"
 

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want a excuse for gettin out of valentines day?

just tell her you refuse to be forced to display love and affection just because of a calendar date because then its an empty display and means nothing.. it disrespects the trust of each others feelings in the relationship and, why should you have to give her gifts on that specific day, as if its too much effort any other day?

but ya gotta back that up with something, so make sure you treat her to something every now n then.. (i'm talking dinner out +limo, not the march 14th thing!!)
 

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hahaha - steak and choke day......hahahaha
 
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