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-No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. (Repealed)
-It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.
-Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
-It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
-It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
-You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
-It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
-It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
-The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
-It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.
-It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
-It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
-Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.


-Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
-Bathhouses are against the law.
-In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.
-No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
-Women may not drive in a house coat.
-It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
-Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
-You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
-Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
-City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
-You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
-It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
-Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
-Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
-It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).
-It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
-You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
-It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".
-It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.
-It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
-Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
-Toads may not be licked.
-You may not hunt moths under a street light.
-It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
-You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
-Zoot suits are prohibited.
-It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
-It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
-Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
-Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.....what the [email protected]#k???????
-It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.
Pasadena :
-It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
-Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
-Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
-One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
-The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
-It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
San Francisco:
-Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
-Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
-It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
-You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
-Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.


-It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
-Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
-You may not drive barefooted.
-It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
-It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
-Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
-Masks may not be worn in public.
-Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
-Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
-Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
-It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
-Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
-Incestous marriages are legal.
-It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
-You must have windshield wipers on your car.
-You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
-You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
-It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
-It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
-It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
-It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
-It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)

BA Fairmont ZL Fairlane
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Discussion Starter #2
-Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine

aaahhhhhaaa!...cause you can do that????

BSR Twin System (tm)
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davway said:

-Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
Poor 3Toed..............


Mmm, high pressure wash.
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smciner1 said:
Poor 3Toed..............

ROFL! You beat me to it! :rofl2:

AKA: Spaniard
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What a total utter joke! Only in America!

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-The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
This should be made law in Melbourne. Some idiots are still turning theres on just last week!!!

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My favourate uninforced aussie law is that a person must walk in front of your automobile at night with a lamp. Also when you take your horse to the pub they have to feed it and give it food.
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