Don't get jealous it was just a prick by the nurse, actually coming to think about it I think it was the other way around, infact that would probably explain the trip to the police station.
I got detained there for half an hour and got hungry towards the end so naturally I asked if they would cook me some bacon (grinning sheepishly at the young female cop) she then pointed out to me that they had bigger wepons than just needles so I just asked for a drink of water.
I was getting ready for the All Blacks versus Springboks match, so naturally I got all excited by my daily in take of prozaic so I then tried to jump in the car, as I said I was excited - forgetting to actually open the door but instead going through the window, which was also not helped by the afterbirth which was left by some wild cat in my drive way.
Actually coming to think of it, it was the afterbirth from the girl next door which not long ago had just given birth to her baby- the one I sleeped with nine months ago.
Oh hell looks like I'll have to go back down to the hospital again.